Omegle

[Betonishamaani]

http://omegle.com/

Onkohan tästä jo aihe 

om stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: easy geezaaaaa
You: i have a walrus in my soul
You: i cant get it out
Stranger: mate i know exaaactly how u feel
Stranger: i have a eggnog in my kneecap
Stranger: i cant it out
You: our lives are doomed
Stranger: it hurts when i play football, u know what i mean?
You: gsus, think about the walrus, when i play pingpong
Stranger: when i play pingpong my arms fall off
Stranger: i hate it
Stranger: so stop complaining about ure walrus, weve all got problems mate
You: it sucks, when that happens
You: i kind of like the bastard
You: being in my souk
Stranger: oh really?
You: soul
Stranger: well this is a turn up for the books
Stranger: i was off the impression u dint like it
You: cant make up my mind
Stranger: oh, i see
You: its a battle
Stranger: well u btter decide quick, before its too late
Stranger: soon the walrus might attatch itself to the soul mebrane, then its there for good
You: it might take over
Stranger: membrane*
Stranger: yer it might
Stranger: u might even become a walrus
You: crap
Stranger: then everyone will take the mick out of u, and will pick u last in sports class
You: i'll end up eating herrings on a beach
Stranger: yer thats true
Stranger: n ull have fish breath then
Stranger: so the girls wont kiss u
You: what an sad ending to an miserable life
Stranger: yer
Stranger: i feel all depressed now
Stranger: can we talk about sumin happier?
You: well i have the fucking walrus stuck to my soul
You:
Stranger: yer but just get rid of it temporarily
Stranger: put it in a walrus sanctury
You: i'll rip it out
You: so
Stranger: yer, or rip it out, if u wanna be brutal about the matter
You: whats happier than an walrus
Stranger: either way, as long as we can talk about sumin happy
Stranger: i dunno, a kitten?
Stranger: or a dove
Stranger: or a little ball of cotton
You: kittens are nice, they dont know about the evils of the walrus
Stranger: yer, i love there naivity on walrusses

Aika jännä 

[nyyyps]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lolrus

[v8moottorisaha]

aslia kysyttiin 6 kertaa putkeen. sen jälkeen luovutin

[The Änes]

 

[anu.saukko]

I meet an Canadian. He liked to watch icehockey  

[Mao]

I meet an Canadian. He liked to watch icehockey  

Juu kan spiik kuud inglish

[Arathon]

Stranger: hey there
You: hi
You: awkward silence
Stranger: sorry
You: I´m naked.
Stranger: well how are you
You: oh sorry
You: you already broke the silence
Stranger: youre a dude right ?
You: sometimes yea
Stranger: damn
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: too much detail with the naked thing
You: I could be a woman
You: just for you
You: if you want
Stranger: so would you excuse me i got some tentacle hentai on the other tab

se hylkäs minut 

[Josse]

Stranger:girl
You:joo    (luulin että mie alotan ja stranger ON tyttö)
Strabger:yea
Stranger:deal
strangeri häipy kesti n. 5 sek koko konversaissoni

[Betonishamaani]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you believe?
You: yes
Stranger: in what?
You: depends on what
Stranger: touche
You: do u have an answer
Stranger: i do not have the answers my child
Stranger: the answers come from within
You: u ae right
You: so why preach
Stranger: yea the answers are normally situated around the pancreas region
You: or around the balls
Stranger: no only questions from the balls
Stranger: beleive me
You: believe in balls?
You:
You: love my balls
Stranger: i love your balls too my child
You: dont break em
You: breaking my balls
You: u are
You: breaking em
You: dont do that
Stranger: is this a good thing?
You: no quit breaking my balls
Stranger: okay
Stranger: should i mend them now that i have broken them?
You: evil preacher
Stranger: you are now enlightened my child
Stranger: i bid you farewell
You: i dont think so

[Betonishamaani]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do u like ismo laitela ? <3
You: ismo the great
Stranger: vittu ootko suomest ?
You: haha
You: eikö täällä kaikki
You:
Stranger: voi vittu !
Stranger: ootko tyttö vai poika ?
You: arvaapa
Stranger: tyttö ?
You: juu
Stranger: oke
Stranger: mro.
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