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Started by Nuuka, Thu 11.01.2007 11:05:29 (UTC+0200)

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Me first (rules of traffic)

Jarre

Carpe Natem

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Me first (rules of traffic)

Donkey

Somelainen sataprosenttinen vika :psp:

I'll never leave you lonely,
I'll be there tryin' to grab and hold, yeah,
I'm not the nicest guy you know
- Lordi - Not the nicest guy -

Setä ei vittuile, setä neuvoo :psp:

Hakuna matata, motherfucker! :pokeri:
With all due respect, intercourse yourself.


Kiljutron

En ole venäläinen, mutta mielummin haluaisin maani Kiinan valtaamaksi kuin tuhottavan asuinkelvottomaksi.  :okahvi:

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Ledskukkuu

Parempi myöhään jos ei silloinkaan.


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She threw him down, tied his hands and feet to the bed and leapt on top of his naked body.
It was then that they were asked to leave IKEA.
...

'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
...

'How do you feel about chains?' she whispered, stroking his chest.
He gulped: 'I quite like Pizza Hut but I'm not so keen on McDonalds.'
...

'I made a mistake!' she cried, 'Please don't punish me like this!'
But it was too late . .
She'd already installed the latest Apple update.
...

'Smack that bottom!' she cried, bending over the table.
'Smack it hard!'
'I am' he said 'But the ketchup just won't come out'.

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