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Posted by Betonishamaani
- Mon 24.12.2012 21:24:16 (UTC+0200)
Posted by paavo
- Tue 11.09.2012 18:44:18 (UTC+0300)Voi saatana 
Posted by Jarre
- Tue 11.09.2012 17:16:03 (UTC+0300)
Posted by Tieko
- Tue 11.09.2012 16:40:49 (UTC+0300)Posted by Betonishamaani
- Tue 11.09.2012 16:19:55 (UTC+0300)
Posted by Betonishamaani
- Wed 01.08.2012 12:53:16 (UTC+0300)
Posted by Juissiii
- Sat 13.11.2010 00:13:15 (UTC+0200)You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: olleh
Stranger: ?yeh
You: uoy era woh
Stranger: enif gniod m'I
Stranger: ?uoY
You: ...hem
You: drah si siht
Stranger: ?sdrawkacb gnipyt
You: !pey
Stranger: .sdrawkcab ti epyt neht, yllamron tuo ti gnipyt yrt I
You: .ot taht od I
Stranger: .looC
You: / : emit hcum ot sekat ti tuB
Stranger: .yllaer toN
Stranger: .repyt tsaf a m'I
You: .ton m'I
Stranger: .sessalc koot I, yako s'tI
You: .won gnoig m'I .nuf saw siht leeW
Stranger: !eyb-eyB
Tällästä tällä kertaa
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: olleh
Stranger: ?yeh
You: uoy era woh
Stranger: enif gniod m'I
Stranger: ?uoY
You: ...hem
You: drah si siht
Stranger: ?sdrawkacb gnipyt
You: !pey
Stranger: .sdrawkcab ti epyt neht, yllamron tuo ti gnipyt yrt I
You: .ot taht od I
Stranger: .looC
You: / : emit hcum ot sekat ti tuB
Stranger: .yllaer toN
Stranger: .repyt tsaf a m'I
You: .ton m'I
Stranger: .sessalc koot I, yako s'tI
You: .won gnoig m'I .nuf saw siht leeW
Stranger: !eyb-eyB
Tällästä tällä kertaa
Posted by Josse
- Sat 07.08.2010 17:23:29 (UTC+0300)Yhtä paljon yllättäviä juonenkäänteitä ku kolmessa minuutissa salkkareita 
Posted by Betonishamaani
- Sat 07.08.2010 14:21:28 (UTC+0300)You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i've been a very naughty young lady, how are you going to punish me principal
You: Principal?
You: No. I am your father.
Stranger: oh =[
You: Is this how I raised you?
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: =[
You: You should be sorry.
You: I can't believe my daughter is going around like some Internet floozy.
You: This is going to give me another heart attack, do you realize that?
Stranger: im fucking sorry
You: Well maybe sorry's not enough. Go to your room, we'll talk about this after I calm your grandmother down.
Stranger: i won't go to my room
You: (It's OK Mom, she's just going through a phase) WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUNG LADY
Stranger: ok im going up
You: (I can't believe that girl, she gets it all from her mother you know)
Stranger: (cries)
You: (goes upstairs)
Stranger: (cries)
You: Look, I understand what you're doing here. Things haven't been the same since... but you need to find more productive ways to vent your feeling.
Stranger: ok im sorry so no punishment this time
Stranger: =]
You: Oh, you know I can't stay mad at you.
Stranger: yay! no punishment
You: That's what you think! But little do you know, I'm not really your father...
You: (takes off mask)
You: I WAS THE PRINCIPAL ALL ALONG!
You: Now let's talk about your behavior in class today.
Stranger: =[
You: It was appalling.
Stranger: i know =[
You: You see, I try to set certain standards for the students at this institution.
Stranger: yes
You: And when a student fails to live up to those standards, it reflects poorly not just on that student, but on me as well.
Stranger: =[ (cries)
You: So I can't let infractions like this go unnoticed.
Stranger: please just once
You: Or at least, I couldn't, if I were your principal.
You: (takes off mask)
Stranger: =[
You: But I'm actually your doctor!
You: Please take a seat for this.
You: We have the results of your pregnancy test...
Stranger: yes
You: You're carrying twins.
You: From two different fathers.
You: And one of them is me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: i've been a very naughty young lady, how are you going to punish me principal
You: Principal?
You: No. I am your father.
Stranger: oh =[
You: Is this how I raised you?
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: =[
You: You should be sorry.
You: I can't believe my daughter is going around like some Internet floozy.
You: This is going to give me another heart attack, do you realize that?
Stranger: im fucking sorry
You: Well maybe sorry's not enough. Go to your room, we'll talk about this after I calm your grandmother down.
Stranger: i won't go to my room
You: (It's OK Mom, she's just going through a phase) WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUNG LADY
Stranger: ok im going up
You: (I can't believe that girl, she gets it all from her mother you know)
Stranger: (cries)
You: (goes upstairs)
Stranger: (cries)
You: Look, I understand what you're doing here. Things haven't been the same since... but you need to find more productive ways to vent your feeling.
Stranger: ok im sorry so no punishment this time
Stranger: =]
You: Oh, you know I can't stay mad at you.
Stranger: yay! no punishment
You: That's what you think! But little do you know, I'm not really your father...
You: (takes off mask)
You: I WAS THE PRINCIPAL ALL ALONG!
You: Now let's talk about your behavior in class today.
Stranger: =[
You: It was appalling.
Stranger: i know =[
You: You see, I try to set certain standards for the students at this institution.
Stranger: yes
You: And when a student fails to live up to those standards, it reflects poorly not just on that student, but on me as well.
Stranger: =[ (cries)
You: So I can't let infractions like this go unnoticed.
Stranger: please just once
You: Or at least, I couldn't, if I were your principal.
You: (takes off mask)
Stranger: =[
You: But I'm actually your doctor!
You: Please take a seat for this.
You: We have the results of your pregnancy test...
Stranger: yes
You: You're carrying twins.
You: From two different fathers.
You: And one of them is me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted by NaiNeN
- Sun 25.07.2010 17:22:41 (UTC+0300)
Posted by =Juku=
- Sun 25.07.2010 16:50:17 (UTC+0300)tommosen paskatempun tuo teki - akat on sellaisia!
Posted by nyyyps
- Thu 22.07.2010 10:32:24 (UTC+0300)
Posted by Josse
- Wed 21.07.2010 23:45:47 (UTC+0300)Nyyppä asialla 
Posted by Betonishamaani
- Tue 04.08.2009 11:57:03 (UTC+0300)You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey I'm looking for a backwards conversation!
Stranger: ok, ill talk to you later then
You: allright, sounds fun. though, I doubt we'll meet again here, chances are low
Stranger: hey, i g2g. giant orgy in a few minutes. i'm going to be knee deep in puerto rican ass
You: So why did you pick that as your favourite position?
Stranger: the wheel barrow
You: Mine has to be the cowgirl.wbu?
Stranger: So what's your favorite sex position?
You: Allright, maybe we should change the topic now^^
Stranger: and then i stabbed him, drug him out back, and left...
You: in the closet? lol, what came next?
You: hey I'm looking for a backwards conversation!
Stranger: ok, ill talk to you later then
You: allright, sounds fun. though, I doubt we'll meet again here, chances are low
Stranger: hey, i g2g. giant orgy in a few minutes. i'm going to be knee deep in puerto rican ass
You: So why did you pick that as your favourite position?
Stranger: the wheel barrow
You: Mine has to be the cowgirl.wbu?
Stranger: So what's your favorite sex position?
You: Allright, maybe we should change the topic now^^
Stranger: and then i stabbed him, drug him out back, and left...
You: in the closet? lol, what came next?
Posted by Betonishamaani
- Fri 17.07.2009 21:16:12 (UTC+0300)Onhan tämä pienessä kännissä vekkulia taas 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: morjens
Stranger: i agree
You: why not
You: thats hi from where im from
Stranger: i just had an orgasm
You: thats always nice
Stranger: potatoes are nice
You: are they
Stranger: i'm looking for my pants
You: hows that connected to your orgasm?
Stranger: did you steal them?
You: maybe
Stranger: i got an orgasm off of potatoes
Stranger: i need them back
Stranger: theyre my granny's
You: so that explains the semen
You: they were a bit sticky
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: my granny is just banging
You: who?
Stranger: luke
You: and luke likes
You: why not
Stranger: potatoes
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: morjens
Stranger: i agree
You: why not
You: thats hi from where im from
Stranger: i just had an orgasm
You: thats always nice
Stranger: potatoes are nice
You: are they
Stranger: i'm looking for my pants
You: hows that connected to your orgasm?
Stranger: did you steal them?
You: maybe
Stranger: i got an orgasm off of potatoes
Stranger: i need them back
Stranger: theyre my granny's
You: so that explains the semen
You: they were a bit sticky
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: my granny is just banging
You: who?
Stranger: luke
You: and luke likes
You: why not
Stranger: potatoes
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL