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Started by Hanzuu, Sun 30.04.2006 20:38:02

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Hanzuu

TENACIOUS D

Fuck Her Gently

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

::hihsmoke

Mistäs muut tykkää?
Kun olen hyvä, olen tosi hyvä. Mutta kun olen paha, olen tosi mahtava!

Poslari

Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby I'm your man... -Blue Öyster Cult-


paavo


Anapolikki

Tenacious d:llä on muutenkin aikas mielenkiintoisia sanoituksia.. ::hihsmoke
Note to self: Älä avaa Tuomarin triidejä. Mielessä pyörii nyt vain ihmistuhatjalkaiset, paskan syöminen ja höpsähtäneet lääkärisedät.

Quote from: NaiNeN on Thu 25.07.2013 19:38:41
Mie eilen mietin että mitäköhän tuommonen vankilapsykiatri sanois Tuomarista  :think:



Hanzuu

Quote from: kulli paavo on Sun 30.04.2006 20:46:51
Mites on, meneekö marssina?
Tää on oikee hidas hehkutusbiisi  ::lsmoke Just sellainen kun kyhnätään  ::hihsmoke
Kun olen hyvä, olen tosi hyvä. Mutta kun olen paha, olen tosi mahtava!


furioso


paavo


L D

"Nuorena kasvatuslaitokseen ja vanhana katkaisuhoitoon"

peter


Masa

Asiallinen video. Siitä plussa Pikkupirulle  ::hihsmoke ::hihsmoke
Kaikki muu on paskaa, paitsi kusi !


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