Why did chicken cross the road?

[nyyyps]

George W. Bush's Answer:
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done.

Albert Einstein's Answer:
That depends on the observer's inertial frame of reference.

Malcolm X's Answer:
The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken.

John F. Kennedy's Answer:
Whyyy...did the chicken, cross the road?
*thumps podium*
He crossed the road... to give his life.
He did it,... not for himself,.......... but he did it... for his fellow chickens.
As a warning,...
And a brave and noble thing it was... that he did.

Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.

Sherlock Holmes's Answer:
I deduce this was a Rock Island hen, eleven months old, and that it was kept in a mesh cage composed of galvanized iron. Surely Watson, you can see this is a festive Sunday afternoon, and the chicken is but one step ahead of the family stew pot.

Friedrich Nietzsche's Answer:
Because he willed himself to do so.

Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.

Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.

Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Douglas Adams's Answer:
Forty-two.

Epicurus's Answer:
For fun.

Salvador Dali 's Answer:
The Fish.

The Sphinx's Answer:
You tell me.

Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

[idieh]

´Cause he wanted to get to the other side 

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road?" "Because chickens weren't invented yet."
Or: "Why did the duck cross the road?" "To prove he's no chicken."



Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.

[Paskis]

Paskis' answer:

Because the chicken wanted to. Pure and simple 

[The Änes]

To run from kasse

[Doraemon]

because it is the stubid chicken. 

[nyyyps]

[=Juku=]

The aliens were waiting!

[Aimo_Jortikka]

George W. Bush's Answer:
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done.

Albert Einstein's Answer:
That depends on the observer's inertial frame of reference.

Malcolm X's Answer:
The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken.

John F. Kennedy's Answer:
Whyyy...did the chicken, cross the road?
*thumps podium*
He crossed the road... to give his life.
He did it,... not for himself,.......... but he did it... for his fellow chickens.
As a warning,...
And a brave and noble thing it was... that he did.

Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.

Sherlock Holmes's Answer:
I deduce this was a Rock Island hen, eleven months old, and that it was kept in a mesh cage composed of galvanized iron. Surely Watson, you can see this is a festive Sunday afternoon, and the chicken is but one step ahead of the family stew pot.

Friedrich Nietzsche's Answer:
Because he willed himself to do so.

Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.

Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.

Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Douglas Adams's Answer:
Forty-two.

Epicurus's Answer:
For fun.

Salvador Dali 's Answer:
The Fish.

The Sphinx's Answer:
You tell me.

Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

[Señorita iCola]

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina, vagina.... 

[nyyyps]

Why did my penis cross the road?

It was long enough to reach there.