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Kuin kupillinen tuoretta spermaa.. etova, lämmin ja täynnä elämää..
Posted by Josse
- Mon 25.11.2013 11:24:25 (UTC+0200)Quote from: Tekninen tauko on Mon 25.11.2013 09:30:35 (UTC+0200)I thought that kind of behavior is Kastoris field of specialtyQuote from: Señorita iCola on Thu 09.12.2010 17:55:24 (UTC+0200)
Why did my penis cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken
Posted by Betonishamaani
- Mon 25.11.2013 09:30:35 (UTC+0200)Quote from: Señorita iCola on Thu 09.12.2010 17:55:24 (UTC+0200)
Why did my penis cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken
Posted by Josse
- Mon 25.11.2013 01:51:38 (UTC+0200)Mythbusters's didn't really answer the question 
Quote from: Señorita iCola on Thu 09.12.2010 17:55:24 (UTC+0200)so you got hit by a car and now your penis is hurt
Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina, vagina....
Posted by Dimmu Burger
- Thu 09.12.2010 18:41:21 (UTC+0200)Quote from: omglolnoob on Thu 09.12.2010 18:30:36 (UTC+0200)Why should it cross the road if it can get to the otherside without crossing it?Quote from: Lady iCola on Thu 09.12.2010 17:55:24 (UTC+0200)It was not long enough to reach the other side without crossing the transportation pad.
Why did my penis cross the road?
Message corrected.
Posted by nyyyps
- Thu 09.12.2010 18:30:36 (UTC+0200)Quote from: Lady iCola on Thu 09.12.2010 17:55:24 (UTC+0200)It was long enough to reach there.
Why did my penis cross the road?
Posted by Señorita iCola
- Thu 09.12.2010 17:55:24 (UTC+0200)Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina, vagina.... 
Posted by Aimo_Jortikka
- Thu 09.12.2010 11:27:25 (UTC+0200)Quote from: omglolnoob on Wed 16.04.2008 14:39:13 (UTC+0300)
George W. Bush's Answer:
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done.
Albert Einstein's Answer:
That depends on the observer's inertial frame of reference.
Malcolm X's Answer:
The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken.
John F. Kennedy's Answer:
Whyyy...did the chicken, cross the road?
*thumps podium*
He crossed the road... to give his life.
He did it,... not for himself,.......... but he did it... for his fellow chickens.
As a warning,...
And a brave and noble thing it was... that he did.
Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.
Sherlock Holmes's Answer:
I deduce this was a Rock Island hen, eleven months old, and that it was kept in a mesh cage composed of galvanized iron. Surely Watson, you can see this is a festive Sunday afternoon, and the chicken is but one step ahead of the family stew pot.
Friedrich Nietzsche's Answer:
Because he willed himself to do so.
Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.
Douglas Adams's Answer:
Forty-two.
Epicurus's Answer:
For fun.
Salvador Dali 's Answer:
The Fish.
The Sphinx's Answer:
You tell me.
Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Posted by =Juku=
- Tue 30.11.2010 17:15:13 (UTC+0200)The aliens were waiting!
Posted by nyyyps
- Tue 30.11.2010 12:09:22 (UTC+0200)
Posted by Doraemon
- Tue 30.09.2008 05:22:51 (UTC+0300)because it is the stubid chicken.
Posted by The Änes
- Mon 22.09.2008 08:06:36 (UTC+0300)To run from kasse
Posted by Paskis
- Sat 20.09.2008 19:44:14 (UTC+0300)Paskis' answer:
Because the chicken wanted to. Pure and simple
Because the chicken wanted to. Pure and simple
Posted by idieh
- Fri 19.09.2008 22:26:46 (UTC+0300)´Cause he wanted to get to the other side
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road?" "Because chickens weren't invented yet."
Or: "Why did the duck cross the road?" "To prove he's no chicken."
Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road?" "Because chickens weren't invented yet."
Or: "Why did the duck cross the road?" "To prove he's no chicken."
Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.
Posted by nyyyps
- Wed 16.04.2008 14:39:13 (UTC+0300)George W. Bush's Answer:
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done.
Albert Einstein's Answer:
That depends on the observer's inertial frame of reference.
Malcolm X's Answer:
The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken.
John F. Kennedy's Answer:
Whyyy...did the chicken, cross the road?
*thumps podium*
He crossed the road... to give his life.
He did it,... not for himself,.......... but he did it... for his fellow chickens.
As a warning,...
And a brave and noble thing it was... that he did.
Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.
Sherlock Holmes's Answer:
I deduce this was a Rock Island hen, eleven months old, and that it was kept in a mesh cage composed of galvanized iron. Surely Watson, you can see this is a festive Sunday afternoon, and the chicken is but one step ahead of the family stew pot.
Friedrich Nietzsche's Answer:
Because he willed himself to do so.
Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.
Douglas Adams's Answer:
Forty-two.
Epicurus's Answer:
For fun.
Salvador Dali 's Answer:
The Fish.
The Sphinx's Answer:
You tell me.
Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done.
Albert Einstein's Answer:
That depends on the observer's inertial frame of reference.
Malcolm X's Answer:
The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken.
John F. Kennedy's Answer:
Whyyy...did the chicken, cross the road?
*thumps podium*
He crossed the road... to give his life.
He did it,... not for himself,.......... but he did it... for his fellow chickens.
As a warning,...
And a brave and noble thing it was... that he did.
Mythbusters's Answer:
If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.
Sherlock Holmes's Answer:
I deduce this was a Rock Island hen, eleven months old, and that it was kept in a mesh cage composed of galvanized iron. Surely Watson, you can see this is a festive Sunday afternoon, and the chicken is but one step ahead of the family stew pot.
Friedrich Nietzsche's Answer:
Because he willed himself to do so.
Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.
Douglas Adams's Answer:
Forty-two.
Epicurus's Answer:
For fun.
Salvador Dali 's Answer:
The Fish.
The Sphinx's Answer:
You tell me.
Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.