Chinese Private Investigator

[jalkapuoli]

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective...the cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:

Most honorable sir!
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,

Cheng Lee   

[Lexa]

[D-ude]

Exelent job 

[Tieko]

 

[Jokse]

Haha.

[Josse]

  as they say on ylex morning show "huutonauru"

[MinDBeaT]

Aika paha

[PajakkiVasseli.com]

 

[Pyöveli]

 

[Doraemon]

Maybe a japanese detective can write better engrish.