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Posted by =Juku=
 - Mon 08.05.2017 23:24:26 (UTC+0300)
Kaikenlaista se punainen ukko suojatiellä...


Posted by =Juku=
 - Mon 06.03.2017 17:15:09 (UTC+0200)
  syy ja seuraus
Posted by =Juku=
 - Fri 21.10.2016 23:36:07 (UTC+0300)
Posted by paavo
 - Fri 21.10.2016 20:32:34 (UTC+0300)
Tosi tarinaa :psycho:
Posted by jta
 - Fri 21.10.2016 19:29:09 (UTC+0300)
Posted by Lexa
 - Thu 31.03.2016 21:48:58 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: nyyyps on Tue 30.06.2009 17:25:31 (UTC+0300)
1. You rummage through your plastic bag collection to see which ones you should keep to take to the store and which can be sacrificed to garbage.

2. It's acceptable to eat lunch at 11.00.

3. Your front door step is beginning to resemble a shoe shop.

4. You think it's normal that 22 year olds need fake ID's.

5. When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:

a. he is drunk
b. he is insane
c. he is American
d. he is all of the above

6. You don't think twice about putting the wet dishes away in the cupboard to dry.

7. A friend asks about your holiday plans and you answer "Oh,I'm going to Europe!" meaning any other Western European country outside Scandinavia.

8. You no longer scrunch up or fold your paper money. You always put your money in your wallet.

9. Silence is fun.

10. The reason you take the ferry to Stockholm is:

a. duty free vodka
b. duty free beer
c. to party...no need to get off the boat in Stockholm; just turn around and do it again on the way back.
d. all of the above

11. Your coffee consumption exceeds 6 cups a day and coffee is too weak if there is less than 10 scoops per pot.

12. You pass a grocery store and think "Wow, it is open, I had better go in an buy something!"

13. Your native language has seriously deteriorated;you begin to "eat medicine", "close the lights off", "open the television", and tell someone "you needn't to!" Expressions like "don't panic" creep into your everyday language.

14. You associate pea soup with Thursday.

15. Your idea of unforgivable behaviour now includes walking across the street when the light is red and there is no WALK symbol, even though there are no cars in sight.

16. Your notion of streetlife is reduced to the few teenagers hanging out in front of Helsinki railway station on Friday nights.

17. Your bad mood becomes your good mood.

18. Sundays no longer seem dull with all the stores closed, and begin to feel restful instead.

19. "No comment" becomes a conversation strategy.

20. You finally stop asking your class "Are there any questions?"

21. The fact that all of the "v's" and the "w's" are together in the phone directory seems right.

22. Your old habit of being "fashionably late" is no longer acceptable. You are always on time.

23. Hugging is reserved for sexual foreplay.

24. You begin to understand Jussi Jyylanpaarvi's broadcast of the hockey game.

25. You refuse to wear a hat, even in -30 degree weather.

26. You hear loud-talking passengers on the train. You immediately assume:

a. they are drunk
b. they are Swedish-speaking
c. they are American.

27. You give up on trying to find fat-free food and pile on the butter,cream and sugar.

28. You know how to fix herring in 105 different ways.

29. You eat herring in 105 ways.

30. You no longer look at sports pants as casual wear,but recognise them as semi-formal wear.

31. You can now reconstruct the missing letters on a building.For example MERI.........LIITTO OY.

32. You have undergone a transformation:

a. you accept mustamakkara (Black-blood sausage) as food
b. you accept alcohol as food
c. you accept.

33. You understand why the Finnish language has no future tense.

34. You no longer have to search for the flushing mechanism on the toilet.

35. You no longer see any problem wearing white socks with loafers.

36. You no longer correct people who say MAC Donald's.

37. You just love Jaffa.

38. You've come to expect Sunday morning sidewalk vomit dodging.

39. You know that "I got a new boyfriend." means "I got laid last night."

40. The next day when they say "We broke up." you know it means " He didn't call."

41. You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed."

42. You enjoy salmiakki.

43. You know that "mens public bathroom" is another phrase for sidewalk.

44. You know that more than three channels means cable.

45. You get all the Swedish jokes.

46. When you're hungry you can peel a boiled potato like lightning.

47. You've become lactose intolerant.

48. You accept that 80 degrees C in a sauna is chilly, but 20 degrees C outside is freaking hot.

49. You don't think twice about wearing sandals indoors and Wellington's outside.

50. You stand in a bus if you can't find a vacant pair of seats.

51. Finland winning a medal at the world hockey championships is less important than beating Tre Kronor.

52. You think it's perfecctly normal spending more than 50% your salary on phone calls, cigarettes and alcohol.

53. The only couple talking in a tram or a bus always seems to annoy you.

54. You refuse to cross a totally empty street until there is a green light.

55. You are immediately suspicious when somebody starts talking to you in the street.

56. You no longer have a problem accepting money from someone bumming a cigarette.

57. You seriously consider visiting the sauna more than three times a week.

58. You're training for Vasaloppet.

59. YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE LIVE ANYWHERE BUT IN FINLAND!!!

http://blog.claudiosantori.it/2006/09/you_know_youve_been_in_finland.html
Posted by Lexa
 - Sun 27.03.2016 20:43:49 (UTC+0300)
Posted by Lexa
 - Sat 26.03.2016 13:15:58 (UTC+0200)
Nyt kun tätä on tässä muotoillut vuorokauden, niin tästähän on muotoutunut ihan huomaamatta pitkä Kekkos-vitsi :psp:
( After working on this for about a day now, this topic seems to have turned into a long Kekkonen -joke all on it's own :psp: )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-x8NPbzDs0
Posted by Lexa
 - Fri 25.03.2016 23:16:59 (UTC+0200)
Turku, Tampere ja Helsinki mainittu ::hihsmoke Mitäs muita kaupunkeja pitäis saada ujutettua mukaan? :psp:
( Turku, Tampere and Helsinki mentioned ::hihsmoke What other cities should I try squeeze in? :psp: )

https://twitter.com/jaanalait/status/713842209729224705


Smalltalk is not an ice breaker.
In Finland we have developed more advanced tools than smalltalk to break the ice. 


Posted by Lexa
 - Fri 25.03.2016 19:38:50 (UTC+0200)
Noh, ois se siellä voinu olla ::hihsmoke Mutta kiitos :jepso:
( A thank you to something mentioned above. )



Posted by The Änes
 - Fri 25.03.2016 19:35:41 (UTC+0200)
Poistin turhan kommenttini välistä kun pilasi hienon aloituksen :sorry:
Posted by jta
 - Fri 25.03.2016 18:44:52 (UTC+0200)
Alkaa oleen sen verran kattava kattaus ettei ole paljon lisätäävää.  :psycho:
Posted by Lexa
 - Fri 25.03.2016 18:33:00 (UTC+0200)
FINLAND:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuWvAvCcnts

Jatkan edelleen tämän ketjun päivittämistä ja muokkaamista vähän kerrallaan, mutta saatte te muutkin hei osallistua jos haluatte :psycho:
(I will keep on updating and editing this topic, but feel free to join in everyone, if you want :psycho: )
Posted by Lexa
 - Fri 25.03.2016 14:02:53 (UTC+0200)
1. The Finns aren't "in a very bad mood"... they are like "a bear shot in the ass" (Kuin perseeseen ammuttu karhu).

2. The Finns aren't "broke"... they are "open in the ass" (Persaukinen).

3. The Finns aren't in a "great hurry"... they "run using a head as a third leg" (Juosta pää kolmantena jalkana).

4. The Finns don't think someone is "crazy"... they doubt "if one has all the Moomins in the valley" (Olla kaikki muumit laaksossa).

5. The Finns don't use a "computer"... they have a "knowledge machine" (Tietokone).

6. The Finns don't "get big-headed"... they have "piss coming up to their head" (Nousta kusi päähän).

7. The Finnish children don't wait for a Santa Claus on Christmas Eve... they wait for a ''Christmas buck" (Joulupukki).

8. The Finns don't ask "how are you?"... they ask "what are you hearing?" (Mitä sinulle kuuluu?)

9. The Finns don't call remote places "godforsaken"... they state that a place is "behind God's back" (Jumalan selän takana).

10. The Finns don't say women are curvy... they say that women "have something to get a hold on" (Olla jotain, josta pitää kiinni).

11. The Finns don't say "fuck you"... they tell you to "sniff cunt" (Haista vittu).

12. The Finns don't have fairytales about "dragons"... they tell stories about "salmon snakes" (Lohikäärme).

13. The Finns don't say someone looks extremely happy... they say one "smiles like a sun in Naantali" (Hymyillä kuin Naantalin aurinko).

14. The Finns don't say something "vanished into thin air"... they say it "disappeared like a fart in Sahara" (Kadota kuin pieru Saharaan).

15. The Finns don't say that "as a result of a rush something was implemented poorly"... they say something was "pissed while running" (Juosten kustu).

16. Angry Finns don't say they will "kill you" ...they offer to "take you behind the sauna" (Viedä saunan taakse).

17. The Finns don't encourage you (or themselves) to "drink more"... they just say that "a drop won't kill and you can't drown in a bucket" (Ei tippa tapa eikä ämpäriin huku).

18. The Finns don't think something is "very heavy"... they think it "weights like a sin" (Painaa kuin synti).

19. The Finns don't say that "it's water under the bridge"... they say "it's snow of the past winter" (Menneen talven lumia).

20. The Finns don't "bite the dust"...they "kick the emptiness" (Potkaista tyhjää).


The finnish language also has some traps for newbies. The small diaereses here and there in the finnish language, make a huge difference.
- "Näin ystäväni" = I saw my friend (briefly somewhere, didn't get in contact with him/her)
- "Näin ystävääni" = I saw my friend (and hanged out with him/her)
- "Nain ystäväni" = I got married with my friend
- "Nain ystävääni" = I had sex with my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or0bohcTulI


Because finnish is such a difficult easy language, most finns are adept at many other languages as well.
Most finns speak fluid english, and know at least the basics of swedish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy1AS41ecHk

The finns are also very proud to have always been one of the most technologically advanced countries in the world. Broadband Internet access in Finland was launched commercially in 2000 in the form of ADSL, and by 2013 commercial fiber optics based connections have become commonplace in major city areas usually distributed in house by VDSL2, speeds of 100/10 Mbit/s usually costing under €50 and often available by multiple competing ISPs offered in different packaging. More and more rural towns also have fiber available to residents by government supported and resident self organized projects.



Probably one of the best known Finnish brands used to be Nokia -phones. Which everyone actually thought came from Japan. And we eventually sold them off to Microsoft for a quick buck.




Finland is also known for it's heavy music scene.
In the picture is an average Finnish youngster caring for his flowers. 


Posted by Lexa
 - Fri 25.03.2016 13:17:45 (UTC+0200)