Keräilläänpäs vitsejä vol.2: Jämävitsien kaatopaikalla

[Jarre]

 

[NaiNeN]

Snautseri 

[Masa]

 

[Atomisaattori]

Nainen ilkkui rannalla loikoilevaa mahakasta miestä, taputti tämän vatsaa ja sanoi:
"No mut siin onkin oikee sikspäkki. Onks Karlsbergiä vai Karjalaa?"
Mies vastasi naiselle: "Siinä on hana alla, voit maistaa itse."

[The One]

Liekki! 

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."


The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,

"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.


WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

[Masa]

 

[Josse]

Kova jätkä 

[Venus]

Kalle asteli vanhempiensa makuuhuoneeseen. Hetken aikaa seurattuaan tapahtumia Kalle karjaisi : "Sillälailla!!! Ja minua oltiin viemässä psykiatrille kun imin peukaloa!!"

[jem]

 

[Kyrpä-Jooseppi]