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Started by Kastori, Thu 22.02.2007 10:59:14 (UTC+0200)

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Kastori

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
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Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
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if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
 

Pantsu


Odai

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."


:lach: :lach: rotflmfao!

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