Russian Army Test

[Kastori]

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: "Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can't see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:



Can't see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can't see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can't serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can't see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can't see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can't see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can't see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299."

[=Juku=]

Oops,  I did not know that color blindness is  insanity
Which number ought to be in that latent homosexuality? 

[Atomisaattori]

 

[Ressukka]

Vai että värisokeus on mentaalioire 
Mikä numero tuossa latentissa homoseksissä pitäisi olla? 

42

[unikeko]

en määkää sitä latenttia homoseksii nähny... sit ku kerrottiin mitä siinä pitäs näkyy, ni jotain sen tapasta mä siinä kyllä hahmotan, varmaks en pysty sanoo 

[Kastori]

en määkää sitä latenttia homoseksii nähny... sit ku kerrottiin mitä siinä pitäs näkyy, ni jotain sen tapasta mä siinä kyllä hahmotan, varmaks en pysty sanoo 

niin varmasti.. 

[Pyöveli]

Only english here  Btw, i didn`t saw the number 5 clearly, so you guys are not alone

[Señorita iCola]

I can see only number 1 

[=Juku=]

Oops,  I did not know that color blindness is  insanity
Which number ought to be in that latent homosexuality? 

42

Of course 42!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Answer_to_Life,_the_Universe,_and_Everything
It is answer to any question 

[Ressukka]

Only english here  Btw, i didn`t saw the number 5 clearly, so you guys are not alone

So yu are semi-gay, you just haven`t accepted that fact

When you are in peace with your inner gay you can see clearly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIqLsGT2wbQ#