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Started by Nuuka, Thu 11.01.2007 11:05:29

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Lexa

"Lexa on koko Apache foorumin nettipoliisien PÄÄLLIKKÖ!" -Arto Lauri

The future unknown, but is there ever time to find out...?

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Donkey

Somelainen sataprosenttinen vika :psp:

I'll never leave you lonely,
I'll be there tryin' to grab and hold, yeah,
I'm not the nicest guy you know
- Lordi - Not the nicest guy -

Setä ei vittuile, setä neuvoo :psp:

Hakuna matata, motherfucker! :pokeri:
With all due respect, intercourse yourself.

IsoPahaJolppi

Blondie texted husband on a cloudy winterday
- cant open window, need help.

Husband replies
- use some warm water and tap gently with hammer
5 min later comes message
- computer looks really bad now
Minä tiedän kaiken, ja jos en jotain tietäisi niin se olisi tarpeetonta triviaa.
Esimerkki väitteeseen: Ford on järjettömän hieno Auto
Tästä kun lähdetään, niin vedetään sellaiset jatkot firman piikkiin ettei omalla kustannuksella tarvii muuta kun oksentaa -Rak.mest. paaluttajaspesialisti Timo Harjakainen

Donkey

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Somelainen sataprosenttinen vika :psp:

I'll never leave you lonely,
I'll be there tryin' to grab and hold, yeah,
I'm not the nicest guy you know
- Lordi - Not the nicest guy -

Setä ei vittuile, setä neuvoo :psp:

Hakuna matata, motherfucker! :pokeri:
With all due respect, intercourse yourself.


Donkey

Fun fact: 1 in 6 people find Russian roulette mind blowing
Somelainen sataprosenttinen vika :psp:

I'll never leave you lonely,
I'll be there tryin' to grab and hold, yeah,
I'm not the nicest guy you know
- Lordi - Not the nicest guy -

Setä ei vittuile, setä neuvoo :psp:

Hakuna matata, motherfucker! :pokeri:
With all due respect, intercourse yourself.

Donkey

What did Star Wars' Yoda say, when he saw his movie in high definition? HDMI.
Somelainen sataprosenttinen vika :psp:

I'll never leave you lonely,
I'll be there tryin' to grab and hold, yeah,
I'm not the nicest guy you know
- Lordi - Not the nicest guy -

Setä ei vittuile, setä neuvoo :psp:

Hakuna matata, motherfucker! :pokeri:
With all due respect, intercourse yourself.

Donkey

English pig: "Oink"
French pig: "Oinque"
American pig: "STOP RESISTING!"
Somelainen sataprosenttinen vika :psp:

I'll never leave you lonely,
I'll be there tryin' to grab and hold, yeah,
I'm not the nicest guy you know
- Lordi - Not the nicest guy -

Setä ei vittuile, setä neuvoo :psp:

Hakuna matata, motherfucker! :pokeri:
With all due respect, intercourse yourself.

Donkey

When three people are having sex, it's called threesome.
When two people are having sex, it's called twosome.
Now you know, why they call you handsome...
Somelainen sataprosenttinen vika :psp:

I'll never leave you lonely,
I'll be there tryin' to grab and hold, yeah,
I'm not the nicest guy you know
- Lordi - Not the nicest guy -

Setä ei vittuile, setä neuvoo :psp:

Hakuna matata, motherfucker! :pokeri:
With all due respect, intercourse yourself.

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