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Posted by jp77
 - Mon 30.03.2009 11:18:49 (UTC+0300)
Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML


---  ::hihsmoke
Posted by Jarre
 - Sun 29.03.2009 20:39:15 (UTC+0300)
QuoteToday, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML
:doh:
Posted by The Änes
 - Sun 29.03.2009 20:31:30 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: Kastori on Sun 29.03.2009 19:14:25 (UTC+0300)
QuoteToday, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
:psycho:
:lach:
Posted by Mao
 - Sun 29.03.2009 19:54:25 (UTC+0300)
QuoteToday, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
:psycho:
Posted by Kastori
 - Sun 29.03.2009 19:14:25 (UTC+0300)
QuoteToday, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
:psycho:
Posted by Arathon
 - Sun 29.03.2009 18:56:04 (UTC+0300)
Hyvä sivusto  :psycho:
Posted by nyyyps
 - Sun 29.03.2009 18:55:58 (UTC+0300)
Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML
Posted by nahkaparturi
 - Sun 29.03.2009 18:52:59 (UTC+0300)
QuoteToday I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for the first time for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there". Long awkward silence. FML
:psycho:
Posted by D-ude
 - Sun 29.03.2009 18:10:04 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

:psycho:
Ei saakeli..  :lach:
Posted by GILlian
 - Sun 29.03.2009 16:07:32 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: jta on Sat 28.03.2009 21:47:22 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

:psycho:

Paskempi homma..  :lach:
Jos toi nyt on totta ni johan on ämmäkin tyhmä.. :kahvi:
Posted by unikeko
 - Sun 29.03.2009 14:43:50 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: nahkaparturi on Sat 28.03.2009 22:03:40 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: jta on Sat 28.03.2009 21:47:22 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

:psycho:

Paskempi homma..  :lach:
ihan oikein vain sille, jos ei kaveri jaksanut repiä ihteään irti tai pystynyt pidättämään :psp:

no eikös se oo vähän sillee että heti tulee ku sisään pääsee  :think:
Posted by The Änes
 - Sat 28.03.2009 22:31:41 (UTC+0200)
 :psycho:
Posted by nahkaparturi
 - Sat 28.03.2009 22:03:40 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: jta on Sat 28.03.2009 21:47:22 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

:psycho:

Paskempi homma..  :lach:
ihan oikein vain sille, jos ei kaveri jaksanut repiä ihteään irti tai pystynyt pidättämään :psp:
Posted by jta
 - Sat 28.03.2009 21:47:22 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

:psycho:

Paskempi homma..  :lach:
Posted by Popeye
 - Sat 28.03.2009 20:41:55 (UTC+0200)
Erittäin hauskoja noi.  :good: Mutta koska en pysty olemaan ajattelematta niitä kriittisesti o pakko todeta että suurin osa noista on melko varmasti feikkejä.  :nykytaide: