Omegle

[Arathon]

Näin käy kun interwebin suurkuluttajat kohtaavat 

[nyyyps]

[Betonishamaani]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo u ready 4 mad skillz?
Stranger: u betta b, g
Stranger: yo yo
You: why not
Stranger: i spit mad lyrics on motherfuckin omegle
Stranger: yo i bite hard like a fuckin beagle
You: oh u r one of those crappers
Stranger: yo my shit is like royalty, u cud say reagle
Stranger: yeh
You:
Stranger: crappers wtf
Stranger: yo man u got cheek
You: shit is good
Stranger: 4 real
Stranger: ma shit is good
You: when it is
Stranger: dawg
You: u wear baggy pants and ur white
Stranger: i iz white
You: roight
Stranger: but im wearin jeans rite now
Stranger: not baggy
You: but u have mad skillz
Stranger: thankz bro
Stranger: i do
You: why not
Stranger: yo bro u got any mad skillz?
Stranger: yo check dis
Stranger: yo
Stranger: ma lyrics r so fast deys unbelievable
Stranger: other niggas try 2 copy dat shits unachievable
You: i can believe it
Stranger: il run ur ass down in ma pimped up vehicle
You: in a mad dog corolla?
Stranger: nar man
Stranger: a bike wid some ill stickers
Stranger: so ill, feel me
You: uuh
You: i feel ya
Stranger: yo i knew
Stranger: u know whats bad bro?
You: wat
Stranger: young niggas...gettin in 2 da game
Stranger: dey start yung man...
Stranger: skip school get a corner
Stranger: shits fucked up
You: thats bad
Stranger: yo freal
Stranger: if i had 2 rate da badness
Stranger: 10 bein the worst
Stranger: 1 bein pretty great
Stranger: dis wud b liek 8
Stranger: maybe 8.5
Stranger: real bad
You: thats bad
Stranger: yo i kno
Stranger: yo
You: so hows it hanging in the hood
Stranger: u shud see otha niggas nd der shitty ass flow
Stranger: i get mo cash dan a reality show
You: sweet
Stranger: yo dey got phone ins and have a low budget
Stranger: u know dem ones dat got 3 judges
Stranger: yo this pop idol shit b makin straight profit
Stranger: ma lyrics r so real im like a prophet
Stranger: but yo im not comparin 2 jesus or mohammed
Stranger: cos unlike dem if i c a bitch il bang it
Stranger: yo
Stranger: sick
You: so u cant stop the money flow
Stranger: i cant stop nar
Stranger: so much cash feel me
You: thats nice
Stranger: yo im actually poor
Stranger: but i gotta show off in ma lyrics
You: why, with mad skillz
Stranger: 2 stay in the game
Stranger: yo dawg where u at
You: finland
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: so many guys from finland round here
Stranger: shits krazy
You: you?
Stranger: yo detroit dawg
Stranger: yo not really dawg
Stranger: iz jus pretendin 2 b a rapper
You:
You: no shit
Stranger: hola amigo!
Stranger: soy espanol!
Stranger: me gusta la discoteca!
Stranger: yo i got mad personas
Stranger: adios amigo
Stranger: stay street, feel me
You: lol
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[nyyyps]

Öhmm.
Juup.

[Betonishamaani]

Onhan tämä pienessä kännissä vekkulia taas 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: morjens
Stranger: i agree
You: why not
You: thats hi from where im from
Stranger: i just had an orgasm
You: thats always nice
Stranger: potatoes are nice
You: are they
Stranger: i'm looking for my pants
You: hows that connected to your orgasm?
Stranger: did you steal them?
You: maybe
Stranger: i got an orgasm off of potatoes
Stranger: i need them back
Stranger: theyre my granny's
You: so that explains the semen
You: they were a bit sticky
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: my granny is just banging
You: who?
Stranger: luke
You: and luke likes
You: why not
Stranger: potatoes
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL

[Betonishamaani]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey I'm looking for a backwards conversation!
Stranger: ok, ill talk to you later then
You: allright, sounds fun. though, I doubt we'll meet again here, chances are low
Stranger: hey, i g2g. giant orgy in a few minutes. i'm going to be knee deep in puerto rican ass
You: So why did you pick that as your favourite position?
Stranger: the wheel barrow
You: Mine has to be the cowgirl.wbu?
Stranger: So what's your favorite sex position?
You: Allright, maybe we should change the topic now^^
Stranger: and then i stabbed him, drug him out back, and left...
You: in the closet? lol, what came next?

[Josse]

Nyyppä asialla 

[nyyyps]

[=Juku=]

tommosen paskatempun tuo teki - akat on sellaisia!

[NaiNeN]