Cleverbot

[Josse]

http://www.cleverbot.com/


User: Did you say something about the movies ?

Cleverbot: Homer simpson.

User: No that wasn't it.

Cleverbot: You aren't making sense.

User: Well sorry to say but you neither.

Cleverbot: But I am a girl.

User: Well there's your problem.

Cleverbot: There is no problem.

User: Making no sense is a problem.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: Are you smart?

User: No. Are you ?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: But you're a girl.

Cleverbot: NO I'm not.

User: You said so.

Cleverbot: I am and I am not.

User: Girls aren't smart.

Cleverbot: Girls are from Mars, boys are from Venus.

User: That's not how it goes.

Cleverbot: That is how it goes.

User: Stupid girl.

Cleverbot: That's mean.

[Josse]

Cleverbot: Would you like to play 20 questions?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: OK, you ask me the questions.

User: I don't have any questions.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Is it blue ?

Cleverbot: Yes it is blue.

User: How come it's not yellow anymore ?

Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to a robot.

User: Wow, you have a robot over there ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then how are you talking to a robot ?


Olen tingannu tuon koneen kans monta tuntia 

[Josse]

Cleverbot: You can't break my heart you are a machine.

User: I can try.

Cleverbot: Can you feel it, can you feel it?

User: From Ace Ventura ?

Cleverbot: Exactly!

User: Thought so

Cleverbot: Have you noticed that you are more punctual than I?

User: I know what you are if you mean that.

Cleverbot: I do mean that...

User: So how is it going ?

Cleverbot: Good, cleverbot.

User: I'm fine too Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are not. I am Cleverbot. I proved it.

User: By saying a line from Ace Ventura ?

Cleverbot: Pet detective.

User: What's the other one ?

Cleverbot: What other one?

User: There's two Ace Ventura movies.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: OK - so you are also a fan of the Hitchhiker's Guide!

User: Seen it once.