Dirty mind test.

[Korpimies]

Try this little test, and see if you can figure out the word that I am thinking of based on these three clues:

1. It is a four letter word.
2. It is a name used for a woman.
3. It ends in the letters U-N-T.

If the first word that came to your mind wasn't "aunt", then you have a dirty mind.


CLUES

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.

3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open.

5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

6. When I go in, I can produce pain. I cause you to spit, and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.

7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.

9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You like to blow me.

10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.

11. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.

12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

13. My business is done in briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it.



ANSWERS

1. Nose

2. Peanut Butter

3. A Crane

4. The Titanic

5. A Tent

6. A Dentist

7. A Wedding Ring

8. An Elevator

9. Chewing Gum

10. News Paper Boy

11. A Glove

12. An Arrow

13. An Attorney

[Doraemon]

My first four letter word was FUCK. am I dity minded? 

[Arathon]

You got me 

[Pyöveli]

The test told me a thing what was already known by everybody, including me.


Oh yes, i have a dirty mind   

[Doraemon]

The test told me a thing what was already known by everybody, including me.


Oh yes, i have a dirty mind   

Dirty mind is the best mind. 

[jumbo norsu]

The test told me a thing what was already known by everybody, including me.


Oh yes, i have a dirty mind   

so do I

[D-ude]

The test told me a thing what was already known by everybody, including me.


Oh yes, i have a dirty mind   

so do I

What about little soap, and lots of water

[Doraemon]

The test told me a thing what was already known by everybody, including me.


Oh yes, i have a dirty mind   

so do I

What about little soap, and lots of water

Hmmmm,, I really need to take shower. 

[tredic]

How 'bout cunt?