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Posted by Joker
 - Fri 07.03.2008 12:47:19 (UTC+0200)
 :lach:
Posted by Ozzy
 - Sun 02.03.2008 00:25:48 (UTC+0200)
You really need an English tutorial, Koppis!
Posted by koppis
 - Fri 29.02.2008 00:55:58 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: tilpehööri on Fri 29.02.2008 00:54:57 (UTC+0200)
lue huomenna uudelleen  :friends:
ei se auta :sorry:
olen huono enklannissa :sorry:
Posted by tilpehööri
 - Fri 29.02.2008 00:54:57 (UTC+0200)
lue huomenna uudelleen  :friends:
Posted by koppis
 - Fri 29.02.2008 00:53:46 (UTC+0200)
en ymmärrä muuta kun sanan nännin :sorry:
Posted by tilpehööri
 - Fri 29.02.2008 00:50:12 (UTC+0200)
ehheh  :psycho:
Posted by Kastori
 - Fri 29.02.2008 00:03:57 (UTC+0200)

A woman went to a WalMart customer service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,


"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager.

In front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explains?the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,


"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"?

Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,



"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!