Omegle

[Betonishamaani]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i've been a very naughty young lady, how are you going to punish me principal
You: Principal?
You: No. I am your father.
Stranger: oh =[
You: Is this how I raised you?
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: =[
You: You should be sorry.
You: I can't believe my daughter is going around like some Internet floozy.
You: This is going to give me another heart attack, do you realize that?
Stranger: im fucking sorry
You: Well maybe sorry's not enough. Go to your room, we'll talk about this after I calm your grandmother down.
Stranger: i won't go to my room
You: (It's OK Mom, she's just going through a phase) WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUNG LADY
Stranger: ok im going up
You: (I can't believe that girl, she gets it all from her mother you know)
Stranger: (cries)
You: (goes upstairs)
Stranger: (cries)
You: Look, I understand what you're doing here. Things haven't been the same since... but you need to find more productive ways to vent your feeling.
Stranger: ok im sorry so no punishment this time
Stranger: =]
You: Oh, you know I can't stay mad at you.
Stranger: yay! no punishment
You: That's what you think! But little do you know, I'm not really your father...
You: (takes off mask)
You: I WAS THE PRINCIPAL ALL ALONG!
You: Now let's talk about your behavior in class today.
Stranger: =[
You: It was appalling.
Stranger: i know =[
You: You see, I try to set certain standards for the students at this institution.
Stranger: yes
You: And when a student fails to live up to those standards, it reflects poorly not just on that student, but on me as well.
Stranger: =[ (cries)
You: So I can't let infractions like this go unnoticed.
Stranger: please just once
You: Or at least, I couldn't, if I were your principal.
You: (takes off mask)
Stranger: =[
You: But I'm actually your doctor!
You: Please take a seat for this.
You: We have the results of your pregnancy test...
Stranger: yes
You: You're carrying twins.
You: From two different fathers.
You: And one of them is me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Josse]

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[Juissiii]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: olleh
Stranger: ?yeh
You: uoy era woh
Stranger: enif gniod m'I
Stranger: ?uoY
You: ...hem
You: drah si siht
Stranger: ?sdrawkacb gnipyt
You: !pey
Stranger: .sdrawkcab ti epyt neht, yllamron tuo ti gnipyt yrt I
You: .ot taht od I
Stranger: .looC
You: / : emit hcum ot sekat ti tuB
Stranger: .yllaer toN
Stranger: .repyt tsaf a m'I
You: .ton m'I
Stranger: .sessalc koot I, yako s'tI
You: .won gnoig m'I .nuf saw siht leeW
Stranger: !eyb-eyB

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