Epitaphs

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Here lies my wife,
Here lies she;
Hallelujah!
Hallelujee!
In a Leeds graveyard [1861]

"I told you I was sick!"
In a Georgia cemetery

The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.
Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery

Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.
In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery

I was somebody.
Who, is no business
Of yours.
Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont

Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont

Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest man.
And that is Strange.
A lawyer's tombstone in England

Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
The Good
Die Young

Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising
In Ruidoso, New Mexico

Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann
Dec. 8, 1767

Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny.
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery

Gone away Owin' more
Than he could pay
Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up And no place to go.
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery

"My Jesus, mercy" Al Capone

"The best is yet to come." Frank Sinatra

"This is the last of Earth! I am content!" John Quincy Adams (1767 - 1848)

"A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough" Alexander the Great

"Well this was fun, let's dit again sometime." Quniaron Bellthing (1930-2004)

"Truth and History. 21 Men. The Boy Bandit King. He Died As He Lived. William H. Bonney 'Billy the Kid'" Billy the Kid (unknown)

"That's all, folks!" Mel Blanc (the epithaph is the trademark line of cartoon character Porky Pig, whose voice was provided by Blanc for many years)

"Don't Try" Charles Bukowski

"Here lies a man whknew how tenlist the service of better men than himself." Andrew Carnegie

"I am ready tmeet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." Winston Churchill

"She did it the hard way" Bette Davis

"Nothing's So Sacred As Honor And Nothing's So Loyal As Love" Wyatt Earp

"I had a lover's quarrel with the world" Robert Frost

"Cast a cold eye On life, on death. Horseman, pass by!" W. B. Yeats

"Call Me Trimtab" (A trimtab is the smallest part of a rudder for a ship or airplane, and controlls the direction of the craft. He was probably alluding how much power one individual can have in the world.) R. Buckminster Fuller

"Hey Ram" (Translated "Oh, God") Mahatma Gandhi

"Free at last. Free at last. Thank God Almighty I'm Free At Last." Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Workers of all lands unite. The philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point is to change it." Karl Marx

"Truth to your own spirit" Jim Morrison

"Norton I Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico" Joshua A. Norton

"Never born, Never died: visited the planet earth between December 11, 1931 and, January 19, 1990." Osho

"Curiosity did not kill this cat." Studs Terkel

"I told you so, you damned fools." H. G. Wells

"Against you I will fling myself unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!" Virginia Woolf

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