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« : Ti 23.12.2008 15:21:15 »
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking ! ! at th e genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother(!) must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)
(Did our government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Star fish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

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« Vastaus #1 : Ti 23.12.2008 16:02:41 »
where's guam?

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« Vastaus #2 : Ti 23.12.2008 16:12:44 »
Whats guam?

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« Vastaus #3 : Ti 23.12.2008 16:16:56 »
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

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« Vastaus #4 : Ti 23.12.2008 20:41:07 »
You´d be exotic  :psp:
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« Vastaus #5 : Ti 23.12.2008 21:05:10 »
those white man beasts who come here to take all our women.. :psp:

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« Vastaus #6 : Ti 23.12.2008 21:27:42 »
Aryans  :jepso:
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« Vastaus #7 : Su 28.12.2008 16:02:42 »
Muslim countries are fucked up.
"Nothing but a damn luck, motherfucker!"
- Yeah, but that counts too.

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« Vastaus #8 : Su 28.12.2008 17:31:59 »
    
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

How many of you doesn't keep toothbrush in the toilet?

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« Vastaus #9 : Su 28.12.2008 21:05:02 »
all the pee and poo in the toilet makes it a bit gross to keep your toothbrush in there also.. maybe a urinal mighty a bit nicer.. but do as you will.. i keep mine in a mug above the sink..

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« Vastaus #10 : Su 28.12.2008 21:14:23 »
   
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

How many of you doesn't keep toothbrush in the toilet?

I think that Mythbusters has busted this toothbrush myth.

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« Vastaus #11 : Su 28.12.2008 22:28:57 »
   
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

How many of you doesn't keep toothbrush in the toilet?

I think that Mythbusters has busted this toothbrush myth.
i think sceme is mixing up toilet as a room and toilet as the thing you sit on..

and didn't they find those shit particles all over the house.. in that mythbusters episode..

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« Vastaus #12 : Su 28.12.2008 22:31:54 »
   
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

How many of you doesn't keep toothbrush in the toilet?

I think that Mythbusters has busted this toothbrush myth.
i think sceme is mixing up toilet as a room and toilet as the thing you sit on..

and didn't they find those shit particles all over the house.. in that mythbusters episode..
I think that they did indeed find those particles all over the house  :think:
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« Vastaus #13 : Ma 29.12.2008 12:41:12 »
Well.. Thats copy paste from another web page. Anyways that is truth or not it has a point.  :jees:

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« Vastaus #14 : Ma 29.12.2008 13:07:46 »
Copy Pasta :drool:
"Lexa on koko Apache foorumin nettipoliisien PÄÄLLIKKÖ!" -Arto Lauri

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« Vastaus #15 : Ma 29.12.2008 13:16:02 »
Lainaus
And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Ha! Big deal, when my ass falls asleep, it starts to snore :nykytaide:
« Viimeksi muokattu: Ti 30.12.2008 07:03:15 kirjoittanut Burz »

l am the bastard son - evil inborn, Satan in tip-top, from head to toe
Just look at me, sense my blitz, down riding route 666


I was born to lose but Im built for booze..

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« Vastaus #16 : Ma 29.12.2008 13:32:40 »
Ei.

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« Vastaus #17 : Ma 29.12.2008 15:00:10 »
"Lexa on koko Apache foorumin nettipoliisien PÄÄLLIKKÖ!" -Arto Lauri

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« Vastaus #20 : Ma 29.12.2008 22:28:31 »
LexA delivers Sauce http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/chatroom/topic/40895

Sceme reads cosmo? :blink:
"Lexa on koko Apache foorumin nettipoliisien PÄÄLLIKKÖ!" -Arto Lauri

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« Vastaus #21 : Ma 29.12.2008 23:05:06 »
kinda figures.. :think:

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« Vastaus #22 : Ti 30.12.2008 07:02:38 »
I knew it :bounce:

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« Vastaus #23 : Ti 30.12.2008 13:20:14 »
LexA reads cosmo too?  :blink:
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« Vastaus #24 : Ti 30.12.2008 13:22:45 »
I read Cosmo.
Spoiler: näytä
At someone else's, while taking a shit.
Ei.