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Started by Nuuka, Thu 11.01.2007 11:05:29 (UTC+0200)

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=Juku=

#530
Tue 15.03.2016 23:24:37 (UTC+0200)
Daughter sent a message to her father:
Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand. He said that | 'have a beautiful
chassis, lovely airbags and a fantstic bumper.''

Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick,
I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe.

Me first (rules of traffic)

Donkey

#532
Sat 16.04.2016 22:04:21 (UTC+0300)
What's the difference between the Santa and the jews?

-Santa goes down the chimney...
Somelainen sataprosenttinen vika :psp:

I'll never leave you lonely,
I'll be there tryin' to grab and hold, yeah,
I'm not the nicest guy you know
- Lordi - Not the nicest guy -

Setä ei vittuile, setä neuvoo :psp:

Hakuna matata, motherfucker! :pokeri:
With all due respect, intercourse yourself.

Jarre

#534
Sat 23.04.2016 11:54:27 (UTC+0300)
What's Forrest Gumps password?
A: 1forrest1
Carpe Natem

Ledskukkuu

#535
Wed 27.04.2016 11:48:26 (UTC+0300)
 :lach:
Parempi myöhään jos ei silloinkaan.

=Juku=

#537
Fri 29.04.2016 18:20:44 (UTC+0300)

Me first (rules of traffic)

=Juku=

#538
Thu 05.05.2016 16:43:17 (UTC+0300)

Me first (rules of traffic)

Donkey

#539
Thu 05.05.2016 20:18:34 (UTC+0300)
Somelainen sataprosenttinen vika :psp:

I'll never leave you lonely,
I'll be there tryin' to grab and hold, yeah,
I'm not the nicest guy you know
- Lordi - Not the nicest guy -

Setä ei vittuile, setä neuvoo :psp:

Hakuna matata, motherfucker! :pokeri:
With all due respect, intercourse yourself.
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