Life by numbers

[Lexa]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than  100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
give over  100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a
little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D -W -O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5

= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T  -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U  -L  -L -S -H -I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass
kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7

= 118%
So, one can conclude
with mathematical certainty, that while
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there, its the Bullshit and Ass  kissing that will put you over the
top.

[Josse]

Seen something similar. Was it here 

[The Änes]

 

[Paskis]

This is so fucking true