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Posted by v8moottorisaha
 - Wed 27.01.2010 21:03:06 (UTC+0200)
watch Commando and you know what one-liners are all about
Posted by Donkey
 - Tue 26.01.2010 12:34:08 (UTC+0200)


Sean Connery - propably the best wordsmith ever.
Posted by nyyyps
 - Tue 08.12.2009 23:03:18 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: Kastori on Tue 08.12.2009 19:10:58 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: LexA on Tue 08.12.2009 12:49:19 (UTC+0200)
So, a baby seal walks into a club...

:psp:
:psycho: :psp:
:rofl:
Posted by Kastori
 - Tue 08.12.2009 19:10:58 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: LexA on Tue 08.12.2009 12:49:19 (UTC+0200)
So, a baby seal walks into a club...

:psp:
:psycho: :psp:
Posted by Lexa
 - Tue 08.12.2009 12:49:19 (UTC+0200)
So, a baby seal walks into a club...

:psp:
Posted by Jarre
 - Tue 08.12.2009 10:32:37 (UTC+0200)
Absolutely Hilarious Computer Quotes

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents"  :lach:
Posted by kop-O-nen
 - Tue 01.12.2009 05:41:14 (UTC+0200)
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger ...

Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

:rofl:
Posted by Jarre
 - Fri 27.11.2009 16:27:22 (UTC+0200)
Quote from:  [url=http://www.onelinerz.net/latest-one-liners/http://www.onelinerz.net/latest-one-liners/[/url]]    
It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'
:lach:
Posted by kop-O-nen
 - Thu 26.11.2009 09:49:16 (UTC+0200)
Horatio Caine is the uncrowned master of kickass oneliners.

The ones behind the link weren't that bad either!  :hahaa:
Posted by Dimmu Burger
 - Wed 25.11.2009 19:49:32 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: Signature on Wed 25.11.2009 18:02:27 (UTC+0200)
Jylppy on onelinereiden mestari.  ::smoke
mitä vikaa jylpyssä :think:
Posted by Ruutupaitarakastaja
 - Wed 25.11.2009 19:10:11 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: --Jarre-- on Wed 25.11.2009 19:08:10 (UTC+0200)
13. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
:psycho:
I knew it! Telling this here was only matter of time.  :lach:
Posted by Jarre
 - Wed 25.11.2009 19:08:10 (UTC+0200)
13. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
:psycho:
Posted by Signature
 - Wed 25.11.2009 18:02:27 (UTC+0200)
Jylppy on onelinereiden mestari.  ::smoke
Posted by IsoPahaJolppi
 - Wed 25.11.2009 13:51:42 (UTC+0200)
 :jees: So many of them were so true... (  :blink: )
Posted by Kastori
 - Wed 25.11.2009 00:00:06 (UTC+0200)
http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/