Funny one-liners

[Kastori]

http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/

[IsoPahaJolppi]

  So many of them were so true... (  )

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Jylppy on onelinereiden mestari. 

[Jarre]

13. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

[Ruutupaitarakastaja]

13. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I knew it! Telling this here was only matter of time. 

[Dimmu Burger]

Jylppy on onelinereiden mestari. 

mitä vikaa jylpyssä

[kop-O-nen]

Horatio Caine is the uncrowned master of kickass oneliners.

The ones behind the link weren't that bad either! 

[Jarre]

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It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'

[kop-O-nen]

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger ...

Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

[Jarre]

Absolutely Hilarious Computer Quotes

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents"