HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

Started by Betonishamaani, Fri 18.12.2009 15:35:26 (UTC+0200)

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Betonishamaani

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:




"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit  bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside.  Be right back.

Cooter"
Note to self: Älä avaa Tuomarin triidejä. Mielessä pyörii nyt vain ihmistuhatjalkaiset, paskan syöminen ja höpsähtäneet lääkärisedät.

Quote from: NaiNeN on Thu 25.07.2013 19:38:41 (UTC+0300)
Mie eilen mietin että mitäköhän tuommonen vankilapsykiatri sanois Tuomarista  :think:



=Juku=

Japanissa yksi leskimummeli piti ukkonsa isoja saappaita eteisen ikkunan alla. Toimiva ympäristönsuokelukonsti!

Me first (rules of traffic)

paavo


Dimmu Burger

Kauniit naishenkilöt, ottakaa yhteyttä yksityisviestitse.

Hyvä suunnistaja ei eksy. Jos ei tiedä missä ollaan, mennään kotiin.

Njof njof :psp:

Señorita iCola

Menestykseen on kaksi sääntöä:
1. Älä koskaan paljasta kaikkea.


paavo


Señorita iCola

Menestykseen on kaksi sääntöä:
1. Älä koskaan paljasta kaikkea.

paavo


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