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Started by Ziperia, Sat 28.03.2009 19:25:10 (UTC+0200)

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Ziperia

Sat 28.03.2009 19:25:10 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
::hihsmoke

http://www.fmylife.com/top

Mao

#1
Sat 28.03.2009 19:49:20 (UTC+0200)
"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML"

:lach:
Savun hälvettyä tarkastan kytkennät.

Ziperia

#2
Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

:psycho:

Popeye

#3
Sat 28.03.2009 20:41:55 (UTC+0200)
Erittäin hauskoja noi.  :good: Mutta koska en pysty olemaan ajattelematta niitä kriittisesti o pakko todeta että suurin osa noista on melko varmasti feikkejä.  :nykytaide:

jta

#4
Sat 28.03.2009 21:47:22 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

:psycho:

Paskempi homma..  :lach:

nahkaparturi

#5
Sat 28.03.2009 22:03:40 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: jta on Sat 28.03.2009 21:47:22 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

:psycho:

Paskempi homma..  :lach:
ihan oikein vain sille, jos ei kaveri jaksanut repiä ihteään irti tai pystynyt pidättämään :psp:
So, you found out you're not a business man after all.
Just a man.
An ancient race.

All the love in all the world
Is not enough to save my soul tonight
-Lemmy

The Änes

#6
Sat 28.03.2009 22:31:41 (UTC+0200)
 :psycho:

l am the bastard son - evil inborn, Satan in tip-top, from head to toe
Just look at me, sense my blitz, down riding route 666

I was born to lose but Im built for booze..

unikeko

#7
Sun 29.03.2009 14:43:50 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: nahkaparturi on Sat 28.03.2009 22:03:40 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: jta on Sat 28.03.2009 21:47:22 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

:psycho:

Paskempi homma..  :lach:
ihan oikein vain sille, jos ei kaveri jaksanut repiä ihteään irti tai pystynyt pidättämään :psp:

no eikös se oo vähän sillee että heti tulee ku sisään pääsee  :think:
kun keskustelet idiootin kanssa, katso ettei hän tee samoin


Jumalan rauhaa
moottori pauhaa

GILlian

#8
Sun 29.03.2009 16:07:32 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: jta on Sat 28.03.2009 21:47:22 (UTC+0200)
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

:psycho:

Paskempi homma..  :lach:
Jos toi nyt on totta ni johan on ämmäkin tyhmä.. :kahvi:

D-ude

#9
Sun 29.03.2009 18:10:04 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)
QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

:psycho:
Ei saakeli..  :lach:
"Kassoha sie. Tää asja on näi. Jos sie lähet juoksemaa, nii sie saat juossa Pohjalahel saakka. Kyl hää tulloo peräs, älä yhtää eppäile. Mut jos sie pysyt paikollais etkä lähe hitoilkaa, nii minkä hää tekköö? Et sie sovi hänen kansaa sammaa monttuu. Se on tään puolustussovan ratekia."
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