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Posted by Donkey
 - Sun 10.10.2021 15:57:41
When three people are having sex, it's called threesome.
When two people are having sex, it's called twosome.
Now you know, why they call you handsome...
Posted by Donkey
 - Sun 03.10.2021 14:27:57
English pig: "Oink"
French pig: "Oinque"
American pig: "STOP RESISTING!"
Posted by Donkey
 - Sun 18.07.2021 17:57:24
What did Star Wars' Yoda say, when he saw his movie in high definition? HDMI.
Posted by Donkey
 - Sat 17.07.2021 15:12:56
Fun fact: 1 in 6 people find Russian roulette mind blowing
Posted by Donkey
 - Mon 12.07.2021 07:28:45
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Posted by IsoPahaJolppi
 - Sat 15.05.2021 13:24:42
Blondie texted husband on a cloudy winterday
- cant open window, need help.

Husband replies
- use some warm water and tap gently with hammer
5 min later comes message
- computer looks really bad now
Posted by Donkey
 - Sat 03.04.2021 16:46:36
Posted by jta
 - Mon 01.02.2021 22:26:31
Yes  :jepso:
Posted by Lexa
 - Mon 01.02.2021 22:16:11
 :serlokkismoke:
Posted by Donkey
 - Mon 01.02.2021 20:03:43
If a cat and a sheep would be cross-breeded, should the result be called a shat or a shitten?
Posted by =Lutris=
 - Mon 11.03.2019 19:06:29
A panda walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please." The barman took his order and the Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter took over the meal, the Panda gobbled it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "Argh!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary and after a while he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition...

PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.

::osmoke
Posted by =Juku=
 - Thu 24.01.2019 13:19:43
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.
I released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that dang snake... with two more frogs.
Posted by jta
 - Sun 15.04.2018 21:34:01
Posted by =Juku=
 - Wed 21.02.2018 19:28:50
Posted by =Juku=
 - Mon 29.01.2018 17:46:36