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Started by Nuuka, Thu 11.01.2007 11:05:29

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Fri 17.03.2017 17:39:29 #580 Last Edit: Sun 19.03.2017 23:25:45 by =Juku=
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Me first (rules of traffic)

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Me first (rules of traffic)

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Me first (rules of traffic)

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Carl, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Carl's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.

At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Carl, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'

Carl replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'

They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?

'I lied about my age', Carl replies.

'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'

Carl smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
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Me first (rules of traffic)

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Me first (rules of traffic)


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Me first (rules of traffic)

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Me first (rules of traffic)

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Me first (rules of traffic)

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Me first (rules of traffic)

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Me first (rules of traffic)

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