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QuoteToday, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML
Quote from: Kastori on Sun 29.03.2009 19:14:25 (UTC+0300)QuoteToday, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
QuoteToday, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
QuoteToday, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
QuoteToday I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for the first time for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there". Long awkward silence. FML
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)Ei saakeli..QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Quote from: jta on Sat 28.03.2009 21:47:22 (UTC+0200)Jos toi nyt on totta ni johan on ämmäkin tyhmä..Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Paskempi homma..
Quote from: nahkaparturi on Sat 28.03.2009 22:03:40 (UTC+0200)Quote from: jta on Sat 28.03.2009 21:47:22 (UTC+0200)ihan oikein vain sille, jos ei kaveri jaksanut repiä ihteään irti tai pystynyt pidättämäänQuote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Paskempi homma..
no eikös se oo vähän sillee että heti tulee ku sisään pääsee
Quote from: jta on Sat 28.03.2009 21:47:22 (UTC+0200)ihan oikein vain sille, jos ei kaveri jaksanut repiä ihteään irti tai pystynyt pidättämäänQuote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Paskempi homma..
Quote from: Ziperia on Sat 28.03.2009 20:16:55 (UTC+0200)QuoteToday, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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