Quote from: http://www.ubersite.com/m/17855Warning to all guys: Saying "I love you" to a girl is the most addictive drug you can possibly give her; use WITH CAUTION!"

I remember the first time I said, "I love you," to my girlfriend. It was a beautiful moment. I think I sent a shiver throughout her entire body, and warmed her soul to the core. However, saying "I love you" is like heroin, nothing is ever like that first hit. But you ask for it again, and it still feels good, but not like it did before. And then you don't feel anything when you get it, but it has become your fix and you're a total monstrous bitch when you don't get it. You think this is an exaggeration, until it has happened to you.

Just like the other day:

<first thing in the morning>
ME: Morning love
WOMAN: Morning
ME: I love you
WOMAN: I love you too
<after breakfast>
WOMAN: Thanks for breakfast sweetie
ME: You're welcome love
WOMAN: I love you
ME: I love you too

This, of course, is already disgusting. But this goes on throughout the fucking day...and the week...and the months go by until......

.........................One gray afternoon..................

WOMAN: I'll see you after work
ME: Alrighty
WOMAN: I love you
ME: I know
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WOMAN: I said, I LOVE YOU
ME: I know
WOMAN: What the fuck is that supposed to mean
ME: That it is under completely within my knowledge that you love me.
WOMAN: You don't LOVE ME??!?
ME: I didn't say that
WOMAN: BUT THAT IS WHAT YOU WERE THINKING!
ME: No, of course not. You know I love you
WOMAN: BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY IT
ME: I said it fifty damn times this morning. Did none of those count?
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
ME: I"M NOT FUCKING YELLING!
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WOMAN:: you don't love me.
ME: Why do you keep saying that?
ME: I said I loved you about twelve hundred times since we've been going out, I neglect to say it once and you turn into a crack addict going through withdraw
WOMAN: Leave me alone. I'm on my period.
ME: Like that justifies everything.
WOMAN: You don't know what its like
ME: Whatever
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WOMAN: I'm sorry
ME: No, I'm sorry. Its my fault. (P.S. to all men: This is always the right answer)
WOMAN: Okay. You're late for work. I'll see you later
ME:
WOMAN: I love you
ME: .......
COMPUTER: DON"T YOU FUCKING DARE, YOU BETTER SAY IT
ME: I love you too
COMPUTER: About time. Idiot.
BRAIN I wish I knew what went through her head
COMPUTER: No you fucking don't!

Like I said. Its just like crack. Only there's never any high, only down time.