Chuck Norris

[D-ude]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ 

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ja vakuudeksi tässä Chuck lukee niitä itse Ja kaikki mitä töllössä sanotaan on puhdasta faktaa

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19060/The_Chuck_Norris_Facts.html

Kova jantteri

[Rudolf Käki]

Chuck on kova jätkä perkule jää Arnoldit sun muut muskelisankarit toiseksi 

[peltiukko]

Norris on kunkku

[Kastori]

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[Ki-Ho]

on se äijä

[Atomisaattori]

http://www.chucknorrisfactoids.com/

[Shadowen]

Ja tässä niille, jotka eivät vielä tienneet kuka halo-pelien "Master Chief" oikeasti on!

[Ziperia]

This is for Alvin & Kati... the little cherubs that light up my life. And now, without further ado...

..

CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
Chuck Norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris was born feet first so he could round house kick the doctor in the face because nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.

Jesus was actually nailed to Chuck Norris. The cross story was made up later.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Hellen Keller once had the ability to see and hear. Then she had sex with Chuck Norris.
Lisäys:
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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[Poppamies]

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