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There was a Chilean, an Argentine and a Peruvian who went to a forest to hunt, but they was caught for a few cannibals.The cannibals told him that if he wanted to save had to find 10 fruits of the same type.Came first the Peruvian with 10 apples and cannibals told him that he had to enter them by the ass without making any noise.When he was in the apple 3, he cry of pain.Then came the Chilean with 10 cherries and when he was in the 9 cherry he began to laugh.And the Peruvian asking: How you could be so stupid as to stop the sacrifice on the 9 apple, and why you laugh?And the Chilean responds: I was remember the Argentine who was picking pineapples.
There was a Chilean, an Argentine and a Peruvian who went to a forest to hunt, but they got caught by a few cannibals.The cannibals told them that if they wanted to live, they had to find 10 fruits of the same type.First the Peruvian came with 10 apples and the cannibals told him that he had to stuff them in the ass without making any noise.When he was in apple number 3, he started to cry in pain.Then came the Chilean with 10 cherries and when he was in the 9th cherry he began to laugh.The Peruvian asked him: How you could be so stupid as to stop the sacrifice on the 9th cherry, and why are you laughing?And the Chilean responds: I just remembered the Argentine who was picking pineapples.