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« : To 11.01.2007 11:05:29 »
Post here jokes in english. :jepso:



Murphy's Laws Of Combat

if the enemy is in range, so are you

Incoming fire has the right of way

Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire

There is always a way

That way is always mined

Try to look uminportant; they might be low on ammo

What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank

Teamwork is essential; it gives them someone else to shoot at

If orders can be misunderstood they will be

The tank is a monument to the inaccuracy of indirect fire

Odd objects attract fire. You are odd

Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended target. That round will be a dud

Mine fields are not neutral

If they're shooting at you, it's a high intensity conflict

The weight of your equipment is proportional to the cube of the time you have been carrying it

The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack

If your attack is going well, it's an ambush

Never draw fire, it irritates those around you

When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy

Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder

Friendly fire isn't

Never stand when you can sit

Never sit when you can lie down

Never stay awake when you can sleep

A grenade with a 7 second fuse will always burn in 4 seconds

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake

Whenever you are low on ammo, you can never hit anything

The more a weapon costs, the further you will have to send it to be repaired

Interchangeable parts are not

The item you need is always in short supply

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of it's operator

No combat ready group ever passes inspection

No inspection ready group ever survives combat

Peace is our profession, mass murder is just a hobby

All battles are fought at the junction of two or more maps

Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together

If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both

Tracers work both ways

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire

The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw it

Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms
Meinasin laittaa itselleni sigun, mutta sitten en keksinyt siihen mitään hauskaa niin en laittanutkaan. :jepso:

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« Vastaus #1 : Pe 12.01.2007 14:59:58 »
POST HERE JOKES IN ENGLISH! :aatu:

Chicken And the Egg

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular,
"I guess we answered that question."

Private Eye 

My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that.
She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but to see if I could find out what she saw in ya."
Meinasin laittaa itselleni sigun, mutta sitten en keksinyt siihen mitään hauskaa niin en laittanutkaan. :jepso:

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Re: Jokes
« Vastaus #2 : To 13.09.2007 02:25:08 »
A kind of jokes too
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
Minä tiedän kaiken, ja jos en jotain tietäisi niin se olisi tarpeetonta triviaa.
Esimerkki väitteeseen: Ford on järjettömän hieno Auto
Tästä kun lähdetään, niin vedetään sellaiset jatkot firman piikkiin ettei omalla kustannuksella tarvii muuta kun oksentaa -Rak.mest. paaluttajaspesialisti Timo Harjakainen

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Re: Jokes
« Vastaus #3 : To 13.09.2007 08:15:57 »
::hihsmoke
"Lexa on koko Apache foorumin nettipoliisien PÄÄLLIKKÖ!" -Arto Lauri

Bloody Mary, Full of Vodka. Blessed Are You Among Cocktails.
Pray For Me Now, At The Hour of My Death - Which I Hope Is Soon.
Amen.

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Re: Jokes
« Vastaus #4 : To 13.09.2007 08:37:46 »
"Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law" :lach:
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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Re: Jokes
« Vastaus #5 : Pe 14.09.2007 18:11:22 »
"Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law" :lach:
I like that one, too. Thx, Jolppi, these were great!
Ei.

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Re: Jokes
« Vastaus #6 : Ti 18.09.2007 00:18:21 »
anything goes...
SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE (This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!)

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school Telephone answering machine This is the actual answering machine message for the school.

This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents
who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3
* To swear at staff members - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in
your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7
* To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8
* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
* To complain about school lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!
Minä tiedän kaiken, ja jos en jotain tietäisi niin se olisi tarpeetonta triviaa.
Esimerkki väitteeseen: Ford on järjettömän hieno Auto
Tästä kun lähdetään, niin vedetään sellaiset jatkot firman piikkiin ettei omalla kustannuksella tarvii muuta kun oksentaa -Rak.mest. paaluttajaspesialisti Timo Harjakainen

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Re: Jokes
« Vastaus #7 : Ke 03.10.2007 12:51:43 »
9 Words Women Use

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot  and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

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Re: Jokes
« Vastaus #8 : To 04.10.2007 10:56:04 »
Jupio, Sad but true.... ::hihsmoke
"Lexa on koko Apache foorumin nettipoliisien PÄÄLLIKKÖ!" -Arto Lauri

Bloody Mary, Full of Vodka. Blessed Are You Among Cocktails.
Pray For Me Now, At The Hour of My Death - Which I Hope Is Soon.
Amen.

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Re: Jokes
« Vastaus #9 : To 04.10.2007 18:07:22 »
What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?
-Swedes

 ::osmoke
Ei tää oo nyt niin vakavaa, tää on vaan jääkiekkoo.

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« Vastaus #10 : Pe 05.10.2007 15:22:55 »
Something To Offend Damn-Near Everyone

What’s the Cuban national anthem?
”Row, Row, Row Your Boat”

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.

How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.


What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.

Mom’s have Mother’s Day, Father’s have Father’s Day.
What do single guys have? Palm Sunday

Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
Her navel.

Are birth control pills deductible?
Only if they don’t work.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people have a chance to have sex too.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
”Are you sure it’s mine?”

What three two-letter words denote “small”?
”Is it in?”

What’s the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
The hooker will stop screwing you when you’re dead

While she was gone, the hooker left a sign on the door:
”Out to Lunch. Go Fuck Yourself.”

If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
Divorce proceedings, most likely.

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
”Oh look! Doughnut seeds!”

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
They’re hiring.

What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
Men miss them all.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.

Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mon., Wed., and Friday?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say fuck?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO”!

What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…”
A southern fairytale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit…

I did found some of them funny :psycho:

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Re: Jokes
« Vastaus #11 : Ke 21.11.2007 11:01:01 »
Doctor Jim had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.  No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said:
"Jim, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical
practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him backto reality.  Whispering:
"Jim....Jim....Jim....you're a vet"

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Re: Jokes
« Vastaus #12 : La 24.11.2007 17:12:36 »
How to recognize a true blonde:
- She sends a fax with a stamp on it.
- She thinks a quarterback is a refund.
- She trips over a cordless phone.
- At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here", she puts "Sagittarius".
- When she hears that 90 % of all crimes are committed around the home, she moves.
- It takes her months to figure out she can use her AM radio at night.
- She stares at the frozen orange juice because it says "Concentrate".
- She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
- She tells me to meet her at the corner of Walk & Don't walk.
- When she is on the highway going to the airport and sees a sign that says "Airport left", she turns around and goes home.
- She studies for a blood test and fails.
- It takes her tweo hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- She looks into a box of Cheerio's and says, "Oh, look! Donut seeds!"
- What's the definition of "Eternity"? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
- Why do blondes have TGIF on their fronts? "This Goes In Front".
Ei.

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« Vastaus #13 : Su 09.12.2007 22:36:50 »
A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's navigation and communications equipment. Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to get back to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building with lights on and flew toward it, the pilot had the passenger draw a handwritten sign reading "WHERE AM I?" and hold it up for the building's occupants to see.

People in the building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the passenger asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the Microsoft support building, they gave me a technically correct but entirely useless answer."

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« Vastaus #14 : Ke 12.11.2008 10:59:19 »
Subject: Secretly recorded in oval office

George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.: That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Minä tiedän kaiken, ja jos en jotain tietäisi niin se olisi tarpeetonta triviaa.
Esimerkki väitteeseen: Ford on järjettömän hieno Auto
Tästä kun lähdetään, niin vedetään sellaiset jatkot firman piikkiin ettei omalla kustannuksella tarvii muuta kun oksentaa -Rak.mest. paaluttajaspesialisti Timo Harjakainen

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« Vastaus #15 : Su 16.11.2008 13:55:17 »
IsoPahaJolppi,  :rofl: 


A woman gives birth to a baby. Afterwards, the doctor comes in, and says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and asks, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong?"

The doctor replies, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman looks a little puzzled, "A hermaphrodite... what's that?"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has both the... er... features... of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She exclaims, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis and a brain?"

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In the U.S., a guy in his car is stuck in a traffic jam. Suddenly, someone comes to his car and knocks on the window.

The driver: "What's happening?"

"Well, some terrorists took G.W. Bush as a hostage, and ask for a 1 million dollar ransom or they will put some gasoline on him and set him on fire."

"Oh God!"

"So, we go from car to car to collect what people can give."

"And how much do people give in the average?"

"About 5 gallons..."
« Viimeksi muokattu: Su 16.11.2008 14:00:00 kirjoittanut Sworn »
Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.

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« Vastaus #16 : Su 16.11.2008 14:24:51 »
"About 5 gallons..."  :lach:
Carpe Natem

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« Vastaus #17 : Ke 19.11.2008 17:10:19 »
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.

The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist!"

The guy, surprised, asks, "Yes... how did you figure that out?"

The girl says, "Easy; you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a great dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that one out?"

The girl says, "Easy; I didn't feel a thing!"

  :psycho:
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« Vastaus #18 : Ma 01.12.2008 21:20:19 »
"Do you know why is it so awesome to have sex with twenty three year old girls?"
"I have no idea."
"Well, there's twenty of them."

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« Vastaus #19 : Pe 05.12.2008 16:13:20 »
::smoke Ei naurattanu...
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« Vastaus #20 : La 06.12.2008 17:05:05 »
Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!


Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

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« Vastaus #21 : La 06.12.2008 17:10:38 »
 :lach:
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« Vastaus #22 : Ke 10.12.2008 22:51:09 »
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself."
Minä tiedän kaiken, ja jos en jotain tietäisi niin se olisi tarpeetonta triviaa.
Esimerkki väitteeseen: Ford on järjettömän hieno Auto
Tästä kun lähdetään, niin vedetään sellaiset jatkot firman piikkiin ettei omalla kustannuksella tarvii muuta kun oksentaa -Rak.mest. paaluttajaspesialisti Timo Harjakainen

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« Vastaus #23 : Ke 10.12.2008 22:53:16 »
The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself."
I like the way he thinks... :serlokkismoke:
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« Vastaus #24 : Ke 10.12.2008 22:53:30 »
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