Jokes

[Betonishamaani]

My new girlfriend is a cagefighter.

They all are, for the first day or two.

[Betonishamaani]

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

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[Betonishamaani]

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[Tieko]

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[Betonishamaani]

Ladies, You know that moment when you see a man for the first time and the butterflies overtake your stomach and you ask yourself "Is this the man I'll spend the rest of my life with?"...... Well men do almost the same thing only we ask ourselves, "Is she the one that's gonna swallow?"

[Betonishamaani]

I took a girl home from a club last night.

As we got inside my house I said, "You'll be walking funny tomorrow."

"Ooooooh" she smiled, "Have a big cock do we?"

I locked the door and said, "No, I'm going to cut off your feet."

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