Jokes

[Kiljutron]

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[Kiljutron]

Lisääkin olisi, mutta liika on liikaa 

[Betonishamaani]

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[Ressukka]

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim


2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim


3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim


4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim


5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim


6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim


7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim


8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim


9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

[Kiljutron]

[Betonishamaani]

Some people are disgusted by the used condoms on the streets but not me. I'm happy to pick them up and leave them where I rape.