Jokes

[Jarre]

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Simeon, The job is done

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[Betonishamaani]

On the flight to Melbourne, Mick Jagger calls over his PA.

"You've got the bag with the passports?"

"Yes. Relax," she tells him, "it's in the overhead locker."

Five minutes later, he calls her over again. "The yellow jacket I'm wearing for tomorrow night's show. That got packed, didn't it?"

"Mick. I've personally checked all the clothes for the tour. This isn't like you. What's wrong?"

"I don't know. I've just got this nagging feeling I left something hanging on the back of the door at the apartment."

[Jarre]

What's the difference between Heath Ledger and heath ledger jokes?
Heath ledger jokes can get old.

[Betonishamaani]

I farted in front of my jewish girlfriend yesterday and she was really offended. I said, "Oh come on, a little gas never killed anyone

[Betonishamaani]

My girlfriend came home earlier than normal last night and caught me cheating on her.
I don't know what she was more upset about
That I was fucking our daughter.
Or that the Abortion Clinic let me bring her home

[Kastori]

aah..

[Kiljutron]

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