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[paavo]

Parempaa settiä kuin salakuuntelussa.

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[Odai]

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[peter]

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Jii salanimellä... 

[Löylyttäjä]

< exa> joskus päissäni satuin typottamaan rm life kun piti vaimosta päästä eroon. siitä lähtien oon ollu tällanen.

<@maid> saatana ku on rinnat kippeet...
<@Lethalen>
<@maid> ei auttanu ku yritin hieroo..:/
<@Lethalen> xD
<@Reno`>
<@maid> varmaa väärä tekniikka..=(
<@maid> koitin sellasella täristimellä
<@maid> mut ei auttanu...://
<@Lethalen> *reps*

[jiidee]

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Jii salanimellä... 

Suutuin vasta kun ei se kassatyttö antanut puhelinnumeroaan...

[Kastori]

<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.

[Odai]

#techmu (338) [108109]
<Caro^2> Mitä yhteistä on japanilaisella autolla ja naisella :]
<Ttr> vikisee käynnistettäessä, naukuvat polkiessa ja hyvän rungon kunnon omaavat yli 16 vuotiaat on harvassa

[Odai]

nostoa...

#homokaasu (282) [56670]
<@rottis_> minun pojastani tulee sitten Spike ja tytöstä Buffy.
<@DJ-> minun pojasta tulee Jussi Oskari (suomen ja USA:n elokuvapalkinnot)
<@annamy> mun pojasta tulee Santeri-Petteri =)
<@massmusru> minun lapsestani tulee vaan häiriintynyt



#fbk (363) [56665]
<Tuntematon> jäin eilen kiinni kerrostalotirkistelystä
< Arelon^2> No?
< Mito_> peeping tom
<Tuntematon> etkoilla oluen ohella löysin kiikarit, no minä sitten siinä katselemaan kun vastapäisessä talossa on tytöillä jotkut bileet
< Mito_> aahahaha
<Tuntematon> hetken tirkistelin ni ne kaikki vilkutteli

[Betonishamaani]

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
       Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
       in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
       whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
       telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
       then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
       they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
       Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
       business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
       added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
       so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
       the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
       yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
       demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
       very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.