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Dimmu Burger

#140
Mon 28.03.2011 17:59:18 (UTC+0300)
I didn't fix it because of the word "mate". Those stupid australians...
Kauniit naishenkilöt, ottakaa yhteyttä yksityisviestitse.

Hyvä suunnistaja ei eksy. Jos ei tiedä missä ollaan, mennään kotiin.

Njof njof :psp:

Josse

#141
Sun 29.05.2011 20:56:18 (UTC+0300)
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This post may contain absolute bullshit. Viewer discretion necessary !

=Juku=

#142
Sun 29.05.2011 22:51:51 (UTC+0300)
noin sen pitäisi mennä!

Me first (rules of traffic)

BarryCade

#143
Mon 30.05.2011 12:43:49 (UTC+0300)
40th birthday

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.

Donkey

#144
Mon 30.05.2011 12:59:14 (UTC+0300)
"B.J. Titsengolf" :lach:
Somelainen sataprosenttinen vika :psp:

I'll never leave you lonely,
I'll be there tryin' to grab and hold, yeah,
I'm not the nicest guy you know
- Lordi - Not the nicest guy -

Setä ei vittuile, setä neuvoo :psp:

Hakuna matata, motherfucker! :pokeri:
With all due respect, intercourse yourself.

NaiNeN

#145
Mon 30.05.2011 13:11:01 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: BarryCade on Mon 30.05.2011 12:43:49 (UTC+0300)

The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
Niinpä  :jees:
Sekoitan ruokaani Kitekattia. Mainoksen mukaan se pitää mirrin virkeänä ja karvan kiiltävänä.


Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. Futue te ipsum.

Josse

#146
Fri 03.06.2011 15:58:02 (UTC+0300)
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NaiNeN

#147
Sat 04.06.2011 21:18:17 (UTC+0300)
Fiksu blondi  :wow:

Sorry, this was english area :sorry:

Smart blonde  :wow:
Sekoitan ruokaani Kitekattia. Mainoksen mukaan se pitää mirrin virkeänä ja karvan kiiltävänä.


Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. Futue te ipsum.

Dimmu Burger

#148
Wed 08.06.2011 20:17:02 (UTC+0300)
-Did you see the movie Saw?
-Yes, I saw Saw
-Did you see saw 2?
-I saw Saw 2 too
-Did you see Saw 3?
-No, but i saw Saw 4
-What did you see Saw 4 before you saw Saw 3 for?
Kauniit naishenkilöt, ottakaa yhteyttä yksityisviestitse.

Hyvä suunnistaja ei eksy. Jos ei tiedä missä ollaan, mennään kotiin.

Njof njof :psp:

Donkey

#149
Wed 08.06.2011 20:20:42 (UTC+0300)
Ladies, wanna here joke about my cock?
Nevermind, it's too long for you...
Somelainen sataprosenttinen vika :psp:

I'll never leave you lonely,
I'll be there tryin' to grab and hold, yeah,
I'm not the nicest guy you know
- Lordi - Not the nicest guy -

Setä ei vittuile, setä neuvoo :psp:

Hakuna matata, motherfucker! :pokeri:
With all due respect, intercourse yourself.
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