Jokes

[Betonishamaani]

Me and my mates used to get high off petrol

Now we just smoke crack, It's cheaper.

[Jarre]

A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here.

[Betonishamaani]

I came home late last night and my wife noticed some scratches on my neck.

"What the fuck's been going on?" she yelled, "Been shagging another woman, have we?"

"Of course not," I protested, "It's from my mate's cat."

"Oh, well that's alright then." she said.

I just don't understand that bitch. Sleeping with other women is frowned upon, but fucking a cat is acceptable?

[NaiNeN]

 

[Kastori]

 

[=Juku=]

[Kastori]

 

[NaiNeN]

Mitäs vitsiä nuissa muka 

[=Juku=]

Mitäs vitsiä nuissa muka 

the whole life is a big joke - someones just take it as if it were true 

[Betonishamaani]

I met this lovely blonde girl at a party the other day, halfway through the conversation I thought I'd try my luck, "so, fancy going upstairs for a quick fuck?" I asked

"I'm sorry I wouldn't fuck you if my life depended on it" she replied snappily.

"Care to test that theory?" I asked whilst placing a knife to her throat.