Jokes

[Kastori]

kastoria hassutti.. 

[Betonishamaani]

I just don't understand my wife
sometimes.
Last night she let me stick my tongue
in her arsehole.
This morning, I took a swig of milk
from the bottle and she said I'm disgusting?

[Betonishamaani]

You get your cock out on webcam once and then you're some pervert. I should be allowed to use my laptop on the bus if I want.

[Betonishamaani]

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her & nicks her purse.

[Señorita iCola]

She got what she deserved 

[NaiNeN]

 

[=Juku=]

On January 9 a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either, so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

[Ressukka]

Here`s one for Kastori:

This guy went into a bar somewhere in Scotland and sat down next to this big, red haired scotsman. After a few pints, the somewhat drunken scot says "ya see that wall over there? I build that wall with my own two hands. But do they call me Angus the wall builder? NO! No they don't" Some more time passes, and some more pints go the way pints go in Scottish bars. Then suddenly, the scot mutters angrily "an' this bar yer in?! Ah built it too. With mah sweat and blood. But do they call me Angus the Bar Builder? Oooooooh no.... 'Course not." Most of the bar has by now switched over to something a bit ... more than the common lager. And as we all know, Highland whisky makes one say more'n one should. And the Scotsman exlaims "But fuck one sheep...!"

[Betonishamaani]

So a bunch of niggers randomly started picking on me the other day. It wasn't until I got home later I realised what I had done.

I put that fucking jumper on made from cotton.

[Kastori]