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Started by Nuuka, Thu 11.01.2007 11:05:29 (UTC+0200)

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Josse

#320
Mon 28.01.2013 12:26:25 (UTC+0200)
QuoteMy mom told me to "behave myself" before leaving for on a short trip out of state. So, I just wrote this fake article about myself and had our neighbor send it to her. I'm very good at testing the limits of her sense of humor.
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Betonishamaani

#321
Mon 28.01.2013 16:02:37 (UTC+0200)
:lach:
Note to self: Älä avaa Tuomarin triidejä. Mielessä pyörii nyt vain ihmistuhatjalkaiset, paskan syöminen ja höpsähtäneet lääkärisedät.

Quote from: NaiNeN on Thu 25.07.2013 19:38:41 (UTC+0300)
Mie eilen mietin että mitäköhän tuommonen vankilapsykiatri sanois Tuomarista  :think:


Jarre

#322
Mon 28.01.2013 17:15:53 (UTC+0200)
 :psylach:
Carpe Natem

Jarre

#323
Tue 29.01.2013 23:15:46 (UTC+0200)
A gay deer walked out of the bar and said
"Damn. I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks"
Carpe Natem

Josse

#324
Thu 31.01.2013 18:44:45 (UTC+0200)
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Betonishamaani

#326
Sat 02.02.2013 10:45:18 (UTC+0200)
I took a girl back to my place last night.

After swallowing my cum she jumped up, got dressed and left.

I guess she's not used to seeing a guy ejaculate in his own mouth.
Note to self: Älä avaa Tuomarin triidejä. Mielessä pyörii nyt vain ihmistuhatjalkaiset, paskan syöminen ja höpsähtäneet lääkärisedät.

Quote from: NaiNeN on Thu 25.07.2013 19:38:41 (UTC+0300)
Mie eilen mietin että mitäköhän tuommonen vankilapsykiatri sanois Tuomarista  :think:


=Juku=

#327
Sat 02.02.2013 22:53:28 (UTC+0200)

Me first (rules of traffic)

Betonishamaani

#328
Fri 08.02.2013 07:29:41 (UTC+0200)
Dear Mtv,
This is my third and final letter. You're passing up a golden opportunity to make ridiculous sums of money auctioning post- modern art. We must turn the Jersey Shore cast into an elaborate series of lamp shades immediately. The window of opportunity is closing... please respond.

Impatiently yours, Ed Gein
Note to self: Älä avaa Tuomarin triidejä. Mielessä pyörii nyt vain ihmistuhatjalkaiset, paskan syöminen ja höpsähtäneet lääkärisedät.

Quote from: NaiNeN on Thu 25.07.2013 19:38:41 (UTC+0300)
Mie eilen mietin että mitäköhän tuommonen vankilapsykiatri sanois Tuomarista  :think:


=Juku=

#329
Fri 08.02.2013 12:59:50 (UTC+0200)

Me first (rules of traffic)
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