Jokes

[Kastori]

 

[Jarre]

 

[Donkey]

RAPE. Small word, long sentence

Yeah, 'bout 9 months.

[Betonishamaani]

RAPE. Small word, long sentence

Yeah, 'bout 9 months.

[Betonishamaani]

A. Did you know that the word "race car" spelled backward still spells "race car"..?

B. Did you know that "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate" ..?

C. And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal

immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells out "Go home you fucking free-loading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English-spe­aking arse holes and take those other fucking hairy-faced, flip flop sandal-wearing,­ bomb-making, goat-fucking, raggedy-arse scruffy bastards with you"..?

How weird is that..

[Betonishamaani]

Hans Lipschis, 93, has been arrested in Germany on suspicion of having been a guard at Auschwitz during the Holocaust.

He admits to working there, but claims he was only a cook.

I doubt that claiming to have been in charge of the ovens is going to help his defence much.

[Josse]

Jewish men get circucised because jewish women can't resist anything that's 20% off.

[=Juku=]

   

   

[Betonishamaani]

My PC takes such a long time to shut down I've decided to call it Nelson Mandela.

[Betonishamaani]

New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15

Tub of Vaseline: £3

XL Box of Tissues: £2

The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless