Jokes

[Josse]

Miley Cyrus videos makes me cry too 

[=Juku=]

[Betonishamaani]

Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt".

It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.

[Kastori]

What did the gay deer say when he left the bar?

[Ressukka]

 A friend of mine has started his own small business. He is manufacturing landmines that look like prayer rugs.
He told me, "Sales  are going through the roof."

[Betonishamaani]

You know you're a good rapist when she gets on top.

[Betonishamaani]

Apparently Jewish people are more successful in business because they concentrate more.

Must be the concentration camps.

[Betonishamaani]

I was at a female physio today when I got an erection.

"Sorry about that, it's a natural reaction", I apologised.

"Mr Smith, I'm trying to teach your daughter to walk again after the accident."

[Josse]

[=Juku=]