Jokes

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[Kastori]

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Heating...

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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the French: in the weeks that followed, American archaeologists dug to a depth of 20 feet before finding traces of copper wire. Shortly afterwards, they published an article in the New York Times saying :

"American archaeologists, having found traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the French."

A few weeks later, 'The British Archaeological Society of Northern England' reported the following:

"After digging down to a depth of 33 feet in the area of North Yorkshire in 2011, Charlie Hardcastle, a self-taught local amateur archaeologist, reported that he had found absolutely bugger all. Charlie has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be British

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Mule

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From' morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something.
The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began pestering him, Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.
All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head and killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he, would listen for a minute, and then nod his head in agreement: but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, but then shake his head in disagreement.
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, "Well the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement.
"And what about the men?" the minister asked,
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

[Donkey]

What's the difference between a strip club and a circus?

A circus is full of cunning stunts.

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The difference between lady in church and lady in bath is that
Lady in church has hope in soul but bathing girl soap...

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[Yyyy2]

That's a photographic joke... kind of

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