Jokes

[Donkey]

[Jarre]

What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
Donald Trump's tie.

[Ledskukkuu]

 

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[Kiljutron]

[Kastori]

hulvatonta..

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Old joke but so true

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Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster
and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself
well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.
Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan
to John Hinckley. We could  all learn so much from this elegant & gracious lady:
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To: John Hinckley

From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan


My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased
we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.

In our country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you
to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting Ronnie.

We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you to
such an act of desperation. We're confident that you will soon make a
complete recovery and return to  your family to join the world again
as a healthy and productive man.

Best wishes,
Nancy Reagan & Family

P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama
has been banging Jodie Foster like a shed door in a tornado.
You might want to look into that.

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Osama bin Laden goes up to the gates of Heaven where George Washington comes out, says, "How dare you defile what I have created," and starts whaling on his ass, then 70 other members of the Continental Congress come out and start kicking the shit out of him. Osama will say, "Hey, wait! Where are my virgins?" "71 *Virginians*, you asshole!" -Robin Williams

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esterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store in Ladysmith.
I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
                                                   
It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer ya got?"