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[Hanzuu]

1- Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
2- On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
3- Got any penicillin?
4- When is this supposed to feel good?
5- You're good enough to do this for a living.
6- Is that blood on the headboard?
7- But everybody looks funny naked.
8- How long do you plant to be 'almost there'?
9- Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10- Is that you I can smell?
11- Have you ever considered liposuction?
12- I really hate people who actually think sex means something.
13- But my cat always sleeps on the pillow!
14- And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
15- I was so horny tonight I would have taken anything home.
16- You'll still vote for me, won't you?
17- You look younger than you feel.
18- Have you seen Fatal Attraction?
19- KY Jelly or no KY Jelly, I said NO !!
20- Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
21- This would be more fun with some more people.
22- Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
23- It's nice being in bed with something you don't need to inflate!!
24- Did I mention the video camera?
25- My old partner used to do it a LOT longer!
26- And to think-I was really trying to pick up your friend!
27- Hope you're looking as good when I'm sober.....
28- I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29- They're not biscuit crumbs, it's only a rash.

[Hanzuu]

Girls shouldn't say:

You woke me up for that?
Do you smell something burning?
Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
I want a baby!
But everybody looks funny naked!
Did I mention the video camera?
So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
Did I remember to take my pill?
That leak better be from the waterbed!
I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
If you quit smoking you might have more endurance...
You're almost as good as my ex!
You look younger than you feel.
Perhaps you're just out of practice.
They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
What tampon?
I have a confession...
I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
Did I mention my transsexual operation?
Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
Hic! I need another beer for this please
I think biting is romantic- don't you?
When would you like to meet my parents?
Mabye it would help if I thought about someone I really like?
Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
Sorry, I come better if I imagine I am someone else.
There IS a hole, I just haven't taken my stockings off.


Guys shouldn't say:

A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
(in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
Can you please pass me the remote control?
Do you accept Visa?
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
(holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
Do you get any premium movie channels?
But I just brushed my teeth...
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
I think you have it on backwards.
When is this supposed to feel good?
Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
You're good enough to do this for a living!
Is that blood on the headboard?
Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
I wish we got the Playboy channel...
No, really... I do this part better myself!
It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
This would be more fun with a few more people...
Now I know why he dumped you...
Have you ever considered liposuction?
And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
What are you planning to make for breakfast?
Are those real or am I just behind the times?
Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
You'll still vote for me, won't you?
I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
Does this count as a date?
You can cook, too right?
Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
Long kisses clog my sinuses...
How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
Can I take it out now?
Why should I put it in the other hole if it can get you pregnant?

[Lexa]

[Masa]

Jep jep 

[Tieko]

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[Odai]

höh, miksei... 

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