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http://bash.org/?777977 tämä kyllä lyö kaikki

<Anonymous> Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!." Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!." By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE."
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
Kauniit naishenkilöt, ottakaa yhteyttä yksityisviestitse.

Hyvä suunnistaja ei eksy. Jos ei tiedä missä ollaan, mennään kotiin.

Njof njof :psp:

nyyyps

Quote from: kingi.kingi on Fri 12.10.2007 21:55:27 (UTC+0300)
http://bash.org/?777977 tämä kyllä lyö kaikki

<Anonymous> Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!." Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!." By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE."
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
Tämä on mahtava, tämä on paha.
Itelläki saattais jopa kierous tuommoseen riittää, tosin ei pokka näin pienellä paikkakunnalla.
Allekirjoitukset näkyvät jokaisen viestin tai yksityisviestin alla. Voit käyttää BBCodea ja hymiöitä allekirjoituksessasi.

Atomisaattori

Quote from: Odai on Mon 17.09.2007 11:55:30 (UTC+0300)


#otaniemi (1264) [91628]
<@Cromwood> Totaalinen epäonnistuminen elämässä on sitä, että pikkusisko on maannut useamman naisen kanssa kuin minä.


:lach: :lach:

"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment." - Jim Horning
Älä koskaan väittele idiootin kanssa. Hän vetää sinut omalle tasolleen ja voittaa sinut kokemuksellaan.
"Trying is the first step toward failure." - Homer Simpson

Sauva

Quote from: Liekki on Sat 13.10.2007 20:38:13 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: Odai on Mon 17.09.2007 11:55:30 (UTC+0300)


#otaniemi (1264) [91628]
<@Cromwood> Totaalinen epäonnistuminen elämässä on sitä, että pikkusisko on maannut useamman naisen kanssa kuin minä.


:lach: :lach:
Taas se nallekarkkijuttu. :kahvi:

Atomisaattori

Quote from: D.Ildo on Sun 14.10.2007 11:14:01 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: Liekki on Sat 13.10.2007 20:38:13 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: Odai on Mon 17.09.2007 11:55:30 (UTC+0300)


#otaniemi (1264) [91628]
<@Cromwood> Totaalinen epäonnistuminen elämässä on sitä, että pikkusisko on maannut useamman naisen kanssa kuin minä.


:lach: :lach:
Taas se nallekarkkijuttu. :kahvi:
Mikä nallekarkkijuttu??

"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment." - Jim Horning
Älä koskaan väittele idiootin kanssa. Hän vetää sinut omalle tasolleen ja voittaa sinut kokemuksellaan.
"Trying is the first step toward failure." - Homer Simpson

kaustinen

Quote from: Liekki on Tue 16.10.2007 16:58:00 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: D.Ildo on Sun 14.10.2007 11:14:01 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: Liekki on Sat 13.10.2007 20:38:13 (UTC+0300)
Quote from: Odai on Mon 17.09.2007 11:55:30 (UTC+0300)


#otaniemi (1264) [91628]
<@Cromwood> Totaalinen epäonnistuminen elämässä on sitä, että pikkusisko on maannut useamman naisen kanssa kuin minä.


:lach: :lach:
Taas se nallekarkkijuttu. :kahvi:
Mikä nallekarkkijuttu??
Tasan ei käy nallekarkit.  :kahvi:
Muut menivät aidan yli, Muhammad Ali.

Atomisaattori


"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment." - Jim Horning
Älä koskaan väittele idiootin kanssa. Hän vetää sinut omalle tasolleen ja voittaa sinut kokemuksellaan.
"Trying is the first step toward failure." - Homer Simpson



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