Jokes

[Kastori]

 

[Betonishamaani]

Tomorrow, I'm going to open up the time capsule I made when I was a kid.

I can't wait to see how big my puppy is.

[Kastori]

[NaiNeN]

 

[Jarre]

 

[Kastori]

[NaiNeN]

Vanaha mutta niin hauska   

[Betonishamaani]

I caught my son listening to a song
called "Smack my Bitch Up".
I took him to one side and explained it
wasn't big or clever to hit women.
"But Dad", he said, "It's not about that
at all. It's about injecting women with heroin so they can be manipulated
into prostitution."

I apologised for my mistake.

[Hiivatulehdus]

  sairasta

[=Juku=]

Sairasta tai ei 

Daily Mirror:

Lääkärin vastaanotolla on vuoroaan odottamassa neljä henkilöä.

Pakistanilaismies astuu sisään ja on menossa suoraan lääkärin vastaanottohuoneeseen, kun vuoroaan odottava brittinainen hyppää ylös, tarttuu miehen käsivarteen ja sanoo mahollisimman selvällä englannilla ja korostetun kovalla äänellä
"We are before you. You take your turn. Understand?"

Johon pakistanilaismies yhtä selvällä englannilla:
"No. You are after me.  Me doctor. Understand?"