Jokes

[Jarre]

So a bunch of niggers randomly started picking on me the other day. It wasn't until I got home later I realised what I had done.

I put that fucking jumper on made from cotton.

[Betonishamaani]

The best part of date rape is, not having to get away immediately.
You can take all the time you need to cuddle, stroke her hair, even give her a massage.
Rohypnol sure puts the "sensual", in Non-Consensual.

[NaiNeN]

If a black man and an apple fell from a tree at the same time, which would hit the ground first?

The apple, the black man is attached to a rope.

[Betonishamaani]

[=Juku=]

Easy Way to Get Screwed

A police patrolman was making his evening rounds in the town. He came around driving a used car lot and saw two older ladies sitting in a used car.

He stopped and inquired with them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed ... So we're just waiting."

[Betonishamaani]

I was arrested on the London Underground today.

I took a dump on the moving stairwell.

Shit escalated.

[Betonishamaani]

This girl I've been staring at for the past 5 minutes is absolutely stunning, I just have to have her.


Right click, Save As....

[Betonishamaani]

My wife said she wanted a rape alarm. So the next morning i tied her up before she woke up, covered her mouth, punched her in the face and forced my cock up her at 8 am sharp and whispered 'wakey wakey'

[NaiNeN]

 

[Jarre]