Jokes

[Kastori]

 

[Betonishamaani]

My son said, "Dad, why is the top of my head flat?"

I said, "That's my fault, son. It happened when you were a baby."

He said, "Did you drop me on my head?"

I said, "No, I got a bit carried away fisting your mother."

[Hiivatulehdus]

 

[Betonishamaani]

On the eve of our anniversary my wife
and I agreed that whoever woke up
first in the morning should wake the
other one with oral sex.
Come the morning I was up first so I
slowly pulled back the covers... ... and stuck my cock in her mouth.

[Betonishamaani]

I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom. I sprinkled some more over the bed. I sat in the corner wearing nothing but her beautiful silk robe with a bottle of vintage wine on ice on the end table. I heard the door open and her walking up the stairs, I wanted this to be the most romantic evening ever. I was quite nervous... Now all I needed was the perfect way to introduce myself.

[NaiNeN]

 

[Jarre]

 

[Betonishamaani]

always find a good wank is spoilt when I am watching a woman masturbate on Pornhub and then a man arrives with his cock out and joins in.

"Fuck off, Dad, and watch your own porn!" I said.

[Betonishamaani]

After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death?

My cock.

[=Juku=]

After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death?
My cock.

Sick joke